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NWR-- DEAR _______ Please Shuttie your mouth

Original post by fdnybride163

*please create your own DEAR____)

Dear fat old sweaty guy at work,

stop staring at my butt. You smell like cheese and lies. Maybe if you shave your back hair so it doesnt stick out the back of the collar of your shirt, a girl might, (might) actually talk to you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

SoonToBeMrsONeill Posted:

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'you smell like cheese and lies.'

im literally crying that was so amazing. i cannot wait to use it on someone.

i have so much love for you right now it's absurd. thank you.

angelscri Posted:

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ewww
SoonToBeMrsCali Posted:

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Dear Miley Cyrus,

You can go away now!

Thanks,
Everyone
fdnybride163 Posted:

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Dear Crackberry:

Please stop making that stop clock. I paid a ton of well earned bills for you and you need to work for more than a few months. ( I know I know I dropped a vodka bottle on you and shattered your screen into a million little pieces, but still......)

thank you,

technology deprived

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