NWR-- DEAR _______ Please Shuttie your mouth

*please create your own DEAR____)

Dear fat old sweaty guy at work,

stop staring at my butt. You smell like cheese and lies. Maybe if you shave your back hair so it doesnt stick out the back of the collar of your shirt, a girl might, (might) actually talk to you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

omg lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

now its everyone else's turn! its time to be able to get your yelling out to all the stupid people that we come in contact with day in and day out!

VENT GIRLS VENT!

ewwwwwwww

Dear PITA coworker - (pain in the A$$)

I am so mad but stupidly put my real name in my sn and can't vent for reals :(

Dear weird creepy guy at work who knows my name but I have no idea what your name is, nor do I care:

I would appreciate it that whenever I see you in the hallways that you don't jump in front of me with a stupid grin on your face and wave big and say 'Hi Jessie', and when you are on your cell phone you don't stop what you're doing to say 'Hi Jessie' and the next time you are in close proximity again, i would appreciate it that you don't touch my elbow to get my attention to say 'Hi Jessie'... you creep me out.

End of vent

DEAR Car (Whistler the vw):

I hate you. Didn't I spend $1560 to make you all well again? Why did you feel the need to strand me at 7-11 this morning? Thank you for starting after much ado to get me here to work today but really...did you have to decide to not start again in the parking lot here?

No wonder I like your brother Hans the bmw better.

you smell like cheese and lies. . .bahahahahahahaha

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Posted by suzie411

you smell like cheese and lies. . .bahahahahahahaha

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I like the movie ELF waaay too much

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Posted by fdnybride163

*please create your own DEAR____)

Dear fat old sweaty guy at work,

stop staring at my butt. You smell like cheese and lies. Maybe if you shave your back hair so it doesnt stick out the back of the collar of your shirt, a girl might, (might) actually talk to you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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I am cracking up sooo hard at this!!! This is hysterical

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Posted by fdnybride163

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Posted by suzie411

you smell like cheese and lies. . .bahahahahahahaha

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I like the movie ELF waaay too much

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You know Elf is on broadway this year? I have to see it!

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Posted by rendel

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Posted by fdnybride163

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Posted by suzie411

you smell like cheese and lies. . .bahahahahahahaha

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I like the movie ELF waaay too much

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You know Elf is on broadway this year? I have to see it!

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I dont think i can contain my excitement much more!!!

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Posted by fdnybride163

*please create your own DEAR____)

Dear fat old sweaty guy at work,

stop staring at my butt. You smell like cheese and lies. Maybe if you shave your back hair so it doesnt stick out the back of the collar of your shirt, a girl might, (might) actually talk to you.

Thank you and have a nice day.

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OMG

Dear A$$hole-driving-a-car-behind-me,

maybe if u would keep the appropiate distance between ur car and mine, the police wouldn't have stopped u! u quid pro quo, douchebag!

Thank u for creating vent thread

thats what Im here for!