nwr- FML.com

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. After removing my underwear, he started singing 'In the jungle, the mighty jungle...' FML



Today, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to come over for some sexy time. He said no. Why? Apparently, he's unavailable on Wednesdays because Pokemon HeartGold plays the Hoenn Sound, allowing him to catch new Pokemon. Why do I bother? FML

Today, I thought it would be funny to tell my girlfriend I had an STD. Her response? 'I'm sorry, I didn't mean to pass it on to you.' FML


okay, i'm done.

lmfaoooooo