NWR-Funniest thing that has ever happened to you...

OK so I'm filling out this survery on myspace and it triggers the funniest thing that has ever happened to me and I have to share this.



I used to work at Bally Total Fitness and a woman came running out of the locker room screaming 'Someone is dead in the locker room!' So I jump up and dash into the locker room and she shows me where. I walk around the corner and there is a locker half open and legs sticking out....I feel like I'm going to throw up because all I can picture in my head is someone murdered and shoved into a locker. So I walk over to the locker and open it up....ANd there it is















A pair of prosthetic legs...LMFAO

omg hahaha

Yeah I almost needed to go home after that...

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Posted by jennynbri1216

Yeah I almost needed to go home after that...

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i probably would have peed myself. lmao

That is really funny!

wow...that's funny

i have two
ok i had this piece of crap car years ago..and the cars horn would randomly get stuck ..so one morning...all by itself without any one touching it (i swear) it went off.. all of the neighbors were watching in total shock! it was hillarious!

2nd one..also involving a car!! lol ...i was driving the agency van one day at work and the alarm system is really screwed up and doesn't work right..so as i was pulling out of a parking lot (getting gas) it went off randomly while i was driving..people were looking at me like i was on crack..lol

My funniest thing is similar!
First year of college my friend and i are walking to a park in Queens when we see this thing underneath one of the overpass bridges.
We walk closer to it and we SWORE it was a human head. It looked like it had been skinned but serioiusly, we were convinced.
Realizing that we were probobly being stupid, we went home and told her mom and brother who immediately went to check it out. They both said they werent sure but that they thought we were right and to wait a few minutes till her dad got home.
He got home and went up there and came right back and said to call the cops b/c while he couldnt be sure, he thought it was at least worth the call.
Except he wouldnt do it b/c 'what if it's just a rump roast??'

So I called.
'911. What's your emergency?'
'so I know this is gonna sound crazy but i swear it's not a prank! my friend and i think we might have just found a human head under a bridge'
'a human head?'
'yes, maam a human head'

I gave her the address and what not. Less than 5 minutes later we see a whole entourage of police cars and crime scene units, plus a local news truck.
We get interviewed by the reporter, and the cops all start to pack up. one of them comes over to us and goes...
'Girls, next time you're parents goes food shopping, tag along. It was half a leg of lamb'

We about died, and made it on the news anyway as the local intrest story. Talking about how scary it was to find a human head... the reporter then interviewed the cop who just shook his head and said 'Kids'
We were 19 and 20 years old!!

That is so funny. At least you made it onto the news.

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Posted by DLM107

That is so funny. At least you made it onto the news.

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we looked like a ssholes! we'd already called our friends to tell them what we found

I actually have a few funny moments but since it is late I'll post the one that I find to still be the funniest. . .

My second year of college I was taking anatomy and I was sitting in a lecture. I needed new contacts and couldn't see the board clearly so I moved up to a seat closer to the board but left all of my things at my original seat. A few minutes before the class was about to end I thought I would sneak back to my desk to gather my things together while the professor was still talking. I tried to do it quietly and quickly until my foot got stuck in the guy behind me's school bag and I wiped out. All you heard was me make the sound 'uhhhh' as i belly flopped and had the wind knocked out of me. Everybody was so nice and didn't laugh until they made sure I was ok. The only one that laughed right away w/ out making sure I was ok was one of my best friends that was in my class. You got to love your friends, hearing her laugh made me laugh and then the rest of the class. I felt like a big Di** the rest of the semester.

These are great stories...I can think of one...
me and my best friend were about 15, and her boyfriend asked us to make him a porno. He was just joking, but we thought we'd get a good laugh out of it...we got out the video camera and made one...staring ALL OF OUR BARBIE DOLLS!!! Thats right, we went digging for our old dolls and made the most hilarious film I've ever seen. One 'scene' was soooo funny I ended up dropping the camera while it was rolling. We have to find that tape...it would make for some great comedy.

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Posted by Bride 2 Be

i have two
ok i had this piece of crap car years ago..and the cars horn would randomly get stuck ..so one morning...all by itself without any one touching it (i swear) it went off.. all of the neighbors were watching in total shock! it was hillarious!

2nd one..also involving a car!! lol ...i was driving the agency van one day at work and the alarm system is really screwed up and doesn't work right..so as i was pulling out of a parking lot (getting gas) it went off randomly while i was driving..people were looking at me like i was on crack..lol

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THat is def, funny...I have a billion funny car stories. I was driving home from the store with my dad and my entire family was out font because we were having a garage sale (grandma, aunts, uncles, etc.) I was trying to show off because I had just gotten my license, yeah well I tried to do a 3 point turn and forgot to put the car in reverse and I took down the stop sign...

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Posted by bemyyoko

My funniest thing is similar!
First year of college my friend and i are walking to a park in Queens when we see this thing underneath one of the overpass bridges.
We walk closer to it and we SWORE it was a human head. It looked like it had been skinned but serioiusly, we were convinced.
Realizing that we were probobly being stupid, we went home and told her mom and brother who immediately went to check it out. They both said they werent sure but that they thought we were right and to wait a few minutes till her dad got home.
He got home and went up there and came right back and said to call the cops b/c while he couldnt be sure, he thought it was at least worth the call.
Except he wouldnt do it b/c 'what if it's just a rump roast??'

So I called.
'911. What's your emergency?'
'so I know this is gonna sound crazy but i swear it's not a prank! my friend and i think we might have just found a human head under a bridge'
'a human head?'
'yes, maam a human head'

I gave her the address and what not. Less than 5 minutes later we see a whole entourage of police cars and crime scene units, plus a local news truck.
We get interviewed by the reporter, and the cops all start to pack up. one of them comes over to us and goes...
'Girls, next time you're parents goes food shopping, tag along. It was half a leg of lamb'

We about died, and made it on the news anyway as the local intrest story. Talking about how scary it was to find a human head... the reporter then interviewed the cop who just shook his head and said 'Kids'
We were 19 and 20 years old!!

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THat is the best!

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Posted by DLM107

I actually have a few funny moments but since it is late I'll post the one that I find to still be the funniest. . .

My second year of college I was taking anatomy and I was sitting in a lecture. I needed new contacts and couldn't see the board clearly so I moved up to a seat closer to the board but left all of my things at my original seat. A few minutes before the class was about to end I thought I would sneak back to my desk to gather my things together while the professor was still talking. I tried to do it quietly and quickly until my foot got stuck in the guy behind me's school bag and I wiped out. All you heard was me make the sound 'uhhhh' as i belly flopped and had the wind knocked out of me. Everybody was so nice and didn't laugh until they made sure I was ok. The only one that laughed right away w/ out making sure I was ok was one of my best friends that was in my class. You got to love your friends, hearing her laugh made me laugh and then the rest of the class. I felt like a big Di** the rest of the semester.

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Awww that *****! I hate when I make an *** out of myself too...Once in the middle of class I had an itch on my back. THat is when I realized I had my mom's pantyhose stuck to my shirt... I wonder how long I was walking around with that stuck on my shirt??

these are great

i have a good one!

Okay so FH bought a boat and we went out on it for the first time. It was a beautiful day but all of a sudden it got really stormy. We were fishing and drifting when we hit a sand bar. So FH panics and tries to get out of it but the motor just digs deeper into the sand. Now, we are taking on water really bad and using all these buckets to get the water out. The storm picks up and the waves are breaking OVER the boat ( mind you this is the BAY and i have NEVER seen white caps in the bay before/after!) so another boat passes by and they scream for us to put on our life vests so we do - and they radio the coast guard.

the coast guard sends three boats but we were so far into the sand bar that they couldnt get close to us. SO THEY SEND HELICOPTERS. These two guys JUMP out of the helicopter and propel down these ropes. . .and splash down into. . . . about two inches of water - seriously, their feet werent even covered in water and here we are like thinking we are going to drown to death ( bailing out water this whole time) the two guys literally PUSH the boat off the sand bar with their hands and we float away and we are off the sand bar. But they board our boat and and we were like why didnt you just tell us to do that? (to get out and push) and they are like WHERE ARE THE KIDS OMG ARE THEY OVERBOARD WHERE ARE THE KIDS?! yeah, when the guys radioed in they said 'there are two kids on a sinking boat with no life jackets'. . .so they were looking for little KIDS - but the guys meant WE were the kids. . .

we were SOAKED and mortified. . . it was horrible - FH just sold his boat ( about three years later) and i am kind of glad bc every time i went on it i thought about THAT adventure.

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Posted by kellybean

my son had to have a sonogram of his kindneys when he was about 19 months old...I was a month from my due date with his brother...I worked the appointment to co inside with my sonogram so we could both go get our sonograms and be done...I got mine and he watched ...then they got ready and did his...the tech was great showing everything to my son...I had told him if he was good we would get ice cream on the way home...we stopped and got our ice cream...the women behind the counter commented on how cute pregnant women are and my innocent son turned around and said I know but Im not as big as mommy..her baby likes alot of food ..mine dosent....He thought he got a sonogram because he was pregnant,,,,for weeks he told everyone he was and that his was a girl because girls have boy babies and boys have girl babies....I have never laughed so hard!!

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Posted by kellybean

my son had to have a sonogram of his kindneys when he was about 19 months old...I was a month from my due date with his brother...I worked the appointment to co inside with my sonogram so we could both go get our sonograms and be done...I got mine and he watched ...then they got ready and did his...the tech was great showing everything to my son...I had told him if he was good we would get ice cream on the way home...we stopped and got our ice cream...the women behind the counter commented on how cute pregnant women are and my innocent son turned around and said I know but Im not as big as mommy..her baby likes alot of food ..mine dosent....He thought he got a sonogram because he was pregnant,,,,for weeks he told everyone he was and that his was a girl because girls have boy babies and boys have girl babies....I have never laughed so hard!!

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OMG that is sooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!