NWR - JOKE OF THE DAY

Two young boys walked into a pharmacy one day,
picked out a box of Tampax and proceeded to the
checkout counter. The man at the counter asked the
older boy, 'Son, how old are you? '8' the boy
replied. The man continued, 'Do you know what these
are used for?' The boy replied, 'Not exactly, but
they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my
brother. He's 4. We saw on TV that if you use these
you would be able to swim and ride a bike. He can't
do either one.'