NWR: KFC

Dear Colonel,
Why must you make such addictive food? Don't you know I have to fit into a wedding gown? Could you maybe, start serving crappy food for the next 10 months? You may resume serving that delicious crack afterwards.
Thank you,
Lindsey

hahaha!!! Aww! I feel the same way! Only, umm, I have less than 4 months!!! Yes, I am officially freaking out!