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NWR: Quick Funny Story... Seinfeld-ish

ArmyOfBabies Posted:

NWR: Quick Funny Story... Seinfeld-ish

This is about one of my BM's mom's friend's daughter.

The daughter lives in Manhattan and is a dog-sitter for a living. So she's watching this old dog while the owners are away. Unfortunately the dog passes away while she's there. She calls the owners and they are sad, but they were expecting it to happen soon. They gave her a phone number and told her to call this place that will come pick up the dog and take care of everything.

She calls and they tell her that they won't pick the dog up, she is going to have to bring it to them. She doesn't have a car, so she has to take the train. So she puts the dog in a suitcase and she gets on the train.

She was talking to a guy on the train and when they got off he said, 'That looks heavy, do you want me to carry it for you?'
She said yes. So he's carrying it and he asks her what is in the suitcase. She tells him computer stuff...... The guy takes off with the suitcase!!!!!!! He stole the dead dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why she didn't say 'clothes' is beyond me!!!

Can you imagine the look on this guy's face thinking he got away with computer stuff and when he opens the suitcase it's a dog?!?!?! Now he's gonna think she's a weirdo!!!

I love animals a lot, and I hope no one gets upset by this story, but I couldn't believe it... I thought she made it up... but it's so weird that it has to be true! I had to share it. And so far everyone I told today thought it was funny.
DomTriniBRL Posted:

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Funnier the second time around.
jess N brian031508 Posted:

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OMG, what a moron that guy is gonna feel like. I feel bad that your friend had to deal with all of that but to see the look on that guy's face when he rounded the corner and opened the suitcase would have been priceless.
JimmysPants Posted:

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NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is for real???????
Wonder what the owners are goin to say about there missing dead dog??!!
yelley77 Posted:

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that is REALLY funny!!! omg...

Jesses Girl Posted:

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hahaha oh my gosh

thats a great story...and what a jerk off tho! tryin to steal her computer!


haha to be a fly on the wall when he opens that suitcase.
JeanetteandSteve Posted:

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O M G !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



that really is like something that would happen to jerry on seinfeld...it's very sad about the dog and all but the guy who stole the suitcase is not only gonna feel like an idiot, but is going to be pretty grossed out...that's not something you want to look at!!

AmandaLynn04 Posted:

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That's hilarious..... holy karma!

ama1771 Posted:

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wow!
mariaobride Posted:

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OMG- what did she end up telling the owners- that someone stole the dog? So bazaar.

angl2001 Posted:

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i still keep laughing to myself about that lol

kellybean Posted:

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LMAO I love you Jerri!!!

teenigrrl Posted:

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That is a funny story! That guy totally deserves to find the poor dead doggy in there. I just feel really awful for the couple whose dog it was. I'd be really sad if I were them, not knowing where the dog ended up.

ChristineAaron08 Posted:

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OMG---LMAO ROFL

Jerri- QUICK!!! Call Jerry. This can be a comeback-anniversary episode..LOL

I feel bad for the owners and the dog too. He needs a proper burial. What did she tell the owners?
dream426 Posted:

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I have heard this story before. Its really funny.

cbcf Posted:

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OMG!!! That is kinda funny because now that guy is wlaking around with a poor dead dog in the suitcase!!!



but I also feel bad for the girl she has to tell the owners this happened. And the poor dog didnt get a proper burial.

But why the hell didnt she tell the company she called that she didnt have a CAR and wasnt going to bring a dead dog on the train or in a cab?? HELLO I would have fought with them until they said they would come or call the owners back and ask them what to do....i am thinking to much into this now haha
kristi313 Posted:

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lol this can't be true
luna bride x Posted:

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LOL! oh my god.. that is SO horrible!!!

xXxNovember08xXx Posted:

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thats hysterical!!!


but i feel bad for teh dog owners!!

i woudl ahve loved to see that mans face! bet u he learned his lesson!!!!
CMaria81 Posted:

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very funny but this has to be one of those urban legend things!

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