NWR : Quote to make everyone laugh
I stole this from the 06 Brides ![]()
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business
function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees
are
several aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table..and
next to
them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him,
clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirin,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom
mirror and notices a note on the table: 'Honey, breakfast is on
the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you!'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks,
'Son, what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke
the coffee table, puked in the hallway, got the black eye when
you ran
into a door.'
'So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have
a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh,THAT...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and
when she
tried to remove your pants, you screamed 'Leave me alone,
*****;
I'm married!'
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast -$5
Red rosebud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing at the right time...PRICELESS!!!
Jack wakes up with a huge hangover the night after a business
function.
He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees
are
several aspirin next to a glass of water on the side table..and
next to
them, a single red rose!
Jack sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him,
clean and
pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order,
spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirin,
cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in
the bathroom
mirror and notices a note on the table: 'Honey, breakfast is on
the
stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you!'
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot
breakfast and
the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks,
'Son, what happened last night?'
'Well, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and out of your mind.
You broke
the coffee table, puked in the hallway, got the black eye when
you ran
into a door.'
'So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have
a rose and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?'
His son replies, 'Oh,THAT...Mom dragged you to the bedroom and
when she
tried to remove your pants, you screamed 'Leave me alone,
*****;
I'm married!'
Broken table - $200
Hot breakfast -$5
Red rosebud - $3
Two aspirins - $0.25
Saying the right thing at the right time...PRICELESS!!!
