NWR: Sung to the tune of 'I Will Survive'

SING IT GIRLS!!! (maybe in your head, if you are reading this at work!)
Ready... set... go...

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong,
And I knew that I could take you on...

But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French Fry!
I should have known that it was b*llshit , just a sad pathetic dream,
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those jeans!

Go on now - go, walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,with a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey!


It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!


[Chorus]
I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have ba tteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! .Hey! Hey

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

You Dirty Girl you!

I totally just sang it!!!

OMG!!!! LMAO!!!

OMG!!!!!

That was great!

Yup....I just sang it to myself....that is hysterical

oh...my.....god... why did it take me so long to read this.. I am hysterical right now.. LOVE IT!!

girl you are baaaaaaaaad! But this is hilarious
Oh and I totally was singing outloud...FH is DYING!

Wow!!! That's great!