NWR: Teachers!! The Twelve Days of Test Prep
Hi all,
A friend/co-worker just sent this email forward to me. Normally I hate these things, but this was too accurate and funny!!
To all the teachers out there who are in ELA testing mode right now, this one's for you!!!!
>The Twelve Days of Test Prep
> On the first day of test prep, my school gave to me, a practice test without an answer key.
> On the second day of test prep, my school gave to me, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the third day of test prep, my school gave to me, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the fourth day of test prep, my school gave to me, four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the fifth day of test prep, my school gave to me, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the sixth day of test prep, my school gave to me, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the seventh day of test prep, my school gave to me, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the eighth day of test prep, my school gave to me, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the ninth day of test prep, my school gave to me, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the tenth day of test prep, my school gave to me, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the eleventh day of test prep, my school gave to me, eleven more months of morning program, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the twelfth day of test prep, my school gave to me, twelve burned out teachers, eleven more months of morning program, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
A friend/co-worker just sent this email forward to me. Normally I hate these things, but this was too accurate and funny!!
To all the teachers out there who are in ELA testing mode right now, this one's for you!!!!
>The Twelve Days of Test Prep
> On the first day of test prep, my school gave to me, a practice test without an answer key.
> On the second day of test prep, my school gave to me, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the third day of test prep, my school gave to me, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the fourth day of test prep, my school gave to me, four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the fifth day of test prep, my school gave to me, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the sixth day of test prep, my school gave to me, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the seventh day of test prep, my school gave to me, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the eighth day of test prep, my school gave to me, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the ninth day of test prep, my school gave to me, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the tenth day of test prep, my school gave to me, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the eleventh day of test prep, my school gave to me, eleven more months of morning program, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
> On the twelfth day of test prep, my school gave to me, twelve burned out teachers, eleven more months of morning program, ten coaches-a-leaping, nine more brand new students!, eight offensive recommendations, seven mandatory-'suggested' teaching points, six HOPE forms to fill out, FIVE NON-CONSUMABLE KAPLAN BOOKS! Four strategy lessons, three brand new students, two number 2 pencils, and a practice test without an answer key.
