NWR: Worst pickup line

so maybe it's the weather or there's a full moon - but the freaks are out...

I've never been oogled over and catcalled on so much than I have been the last 2 days... which got me to thinking about pick up lines..

what's the worst pick up line you've gotten?

the stupidest pick up line....

hey girl does your feet hurt?...because you've been walking through my mind all day ..or some stupid sh** like that!

The worst!!!

I GOT IT!!

'Hi, my name is Milk and I want to do your body good.'

I swear someone used that one me in high school at a club.

A friend of ours uses pick up lines ALL the time!

The worst so far has been...

How do you like your eggs? Scrambled or fertilized?!

I ended up slapping him after I heard him use it on some girl.

I got this one once...

' your eyes are as blue as the sky'...my reply?

'my eyes are brown a$$hole!'

And ' Ouch, that hurt'

'what hurt'?

Me, falling for you'

Pathetic!! Do these men actually get dates??

It is spring fever!!

I can't really think of any bad lines-- but one guy pulled up next to me in a car and was like 'where you are headed to??' all like, trying to be slick- so I said 'my fiance's house' lol so he goes 'ooh can I come?' but I don't think he expected me to say that I was going to Vin's house so he kinda just, without thinking, blurted that out... and then as soon as he did he was like LOL

So, I was like, ummm NO

is your dad a baker cause you got some nice buns... LOL

i have a ton of these:

would you hold it against me if I told you you had a nice body......

sorry to crash:

'Is your father a terrorist'
'Cuz you the bomb baby'

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Posted by ETAB


is your dad a baker cause you got some nice buns... LOL

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Posted by ETAB


is your dad a baker cause you got some nice buns... LOL

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hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Mizzdimple

sorry to crash:

'Is your father a terrorist'
'Cuz you the bomb baby'

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OH MY GOD - I almost chocked on my water while reading this one. That was funny.

Here are the two that stand out in my mind:

'Is that a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself getting into your pants.'

and .....

'Do you know who I am?'

'Um, no.'

'I'm the man you've been looking for - I'm here baby.'

the worst one I've heard was from an Irish guy...
'grab your coat, you've scored'
lol

The worst one I've gotten, just because it's so lame, is
'I like what I see. Do you like what you see?' Then he proceeded to lick his finger, place it on his a$$ and make sizzling noises. Cheezy pickup lines are bad enough, but if you're going to try one, atleast be creative!

Ladies you all have me cracking up

I got one...

'Is your father an astronomer?'

'no, why?'

'Because he took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes'

Pardon me while I go YAK

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Posted by Mizzdimple

sorry to crash:

'Is your father a terrorist'
'Cuz you the bomb baby'

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I think this one is my favorite!

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Posted by qtdimps23

I GOT IT!!

'Hi, my name is Milk and I want to do your body good.'

I swear someone used that one me in high school at a club.

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I've heard that one too!!

The worst ever has been from a friend of FH's-
'When are you gonna drop the zero and get with the hero?'

I have a new one to add:

Guy comes up and is checking the tag in your shirt

'What are you doing?'
'Seeing if you were made in heaven'

This is one I hear all the time:


Do you have some Puerto Rican in you? Do you want some?????



OK, not really a pick up line because FI says that to me all the time!




This is fun!

We should do worst.cheapest date ever next!