NWR: Worst pickup line

Original post by ntunison

May 09, 2007 02:42 PM

so maybe it's the weather or there's a full moon - but the freaks are out...

I've never been oogled over and catcalled on so much than I have been the last 2 days... which got me to thinking about pick up lines..

what's the worst pick up line you've gotten?

bettybcafe Posted: May 09, 2007 05:06 PM

Re: NWR: Worst pickup line

I love these keep them coming!

jaiese Posted: May 09, 2007 05:34 PM

Re: NWR: Worst pickup line

'Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you show me the way to your heart?'

bettybcafe Posted: May 09, 2007 05:37 PM

Re: NWR: Worst pickup line

Posted by jaiese

'Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you show me the way to your heart?'

Maybe its just me but I find this one kinda cute...depending on how he says it of course..

jaiese Posted: May 09, 2007 05:47 PM

Re: NWR: Worst pickup line

Posted by bettybcafe

Posted by jaiese

'Excuse me, I'm lost. Can you show me the way to your heart?'
Maybe its just me but I find this one kinda cute...depending on how he says it of course..

Funny--when it happened, I was working at the mall, and people used to always ask me for directions, so I totally stopped what I was doing to see what he needed. Then, when he delivered that line, I was so annoyed--he was a jerky guy--but, I can see your point.

PreshusSmurf Posted: May 09, 2007 09:21 PM

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Here's a bunch .... the boys in high school used to use these ALL the time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original??:
1. What’s your sign?
2. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?
3. You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet
4. Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy
5. I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade

Heavenly:
6. Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.
7. Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers
8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?
9. Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

Arrogant:
10. Do you believe in love a first sight, or should I walk by again?
11. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?
12. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
13. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
14. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants
15. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together

Simply Cheesy:
16. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day
17. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away
18. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see!
19. I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into the wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes

Yer Dad:
20. Was your dad a thief? Because he stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
21. Your father must’ve been an astronaut, because your butts out of this world
22. I know that milk dose the body good, but wow, how much you been drinking?

The Question & The Answer:
23. Have you been arrested? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good
24. Do you have a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I’m in love.
25. Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you.
26. Are those ‘space pants’? Because your butt is outta this world!

Just Plain Rude:
27. I may not be the best looking person here, but I’m the only one talking to you
28. You might as well sleep with me because I’m going to tell everybody we did it anyway
29. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
30. Did you know women/men are like parking spots? All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. Which are you?