~*~ Official '09 F***K OFF... KiSS mY A$$ Thread~*~

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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any guy.... if it has 2 legs (sometimes 4) they wanna hump it...

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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I hate those nasty guys....

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Posted by FuTuRe MrS MaZz

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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any guy.... if it has 2 legs (sometimes 4) they wanna hump it...

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and theyre either really old, which is nasty, or really young because i look like im 17 years old

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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AMEN!!

And I'd like to add - Why do they intend to call you names because you don't want to talk to them??? It doesn't make me a b*tch because I keep walking without giving you the time of day...wake up and get a life loser!!!!!

okay here goes...

1. dear idiots that like to be mean

being honest is one thing
being mean is another and it makes me cry.
I dont like to cry because then, my eyes get puffy....


2. Dear Lurkers, specifically those of the mean nature whom I know are lurking... I know that you are looking to see Vinnie and I's every move. So, if you want to continue to make me feel like a celebrity...thanks and continue. Also, You are SO not invited to the wedding because of your acts.

so,
kiss my a$$

hehe i feel better

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Posted by CNC4eva3402

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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AMEN!!

And I'd like to add - Why do they intend to call you names because you don't want to talk to them??? It doesn't make me a b*tch because I keep walking without giving you the time of day...wake up and get a life loser!!!!!

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Yeah, I always want to say...

Five seconds ago I was 'Yo, Baby girl'
And now im
'Yo B1tch'...?
Your taste must change drastically, are you a skitzo?

but, i dont want to stop and give them the time of day... then I may be a 'Teasing Feisty b1tch'...

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Posted by MrsFazz2B

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Posted by CNC4eva3402

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Posted by MISSESPINK722

I have one...

Dear Losers in the Street,

It is 8:30 in the morning and I am rushing to work. why do you feel the need to yell 'hey sexy' at me in the freezing cold when iam speed walking?????????????????????????????????Why do you continue to honk your horn as if i am going to stop in 19 degree weather to talk to you??????????? if i was single, do you think i would stop anyway????????
who the hell tries to talk to girls in the FREEZING COLD?????

Thank you

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AMEN!!

And I'd like to add - Why do they intend to call you names because you don't want to talk to them??? It doesn't make me a b*tch because I keep walking without giving you the time of day...wake up and get a life loser!!!!!

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Yeah, I always want to say...

Five seconds ago I was 'Yo, Baby girl'
And now im
'Yo B1tch'...?
Your taste must change drastically, are you a skitzo?

but, i dont want to stop and give them the time of day... then I may be a 'Teasing Feisty b1tch'...

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hahahaha... i swear i almost got arrested cuz i almost punched them in the face...

but it's true... to me it's 'Oye MAMI, ven aqui...'
i curse them out to no end.... then it's ' puta loca..' hahahahah!!!! i wish i could take them all to jail and have them scream like liddle bytches when they get treated the way we do... lol!!

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Posted by IrishBrideASmiling

I think its funny when they yell at you in english to turn around but then they curse you out in spanish when you ignore them. It makes me get all like yea papi i only know the bad words!! Dont be fooled by my pale skin and blue eyes!!

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hahahaha... i curse them out in spanish and english.. hahaha if i new other languages those would get thrown in there too... hahaha

Dear Guy At Work,

Please stop emailing me and spelling out EXACTLY what you want me to email to someone else. You just said what you wanted from that person, why not just put his name in the 'To' line, rather than mine? Why waste my time? You really shouldn't even be telling me what to do...you are NOT my boss. OH, and PLEASE stop using the phrase 'Drop me a line when you are done.' Its annoying after the 10th time in a day you say it. Plus, it makes no sense, you sit in the cubicle right across from me...why would I 'drop you a line'????

So, Guy at Work...F***CK OFF....KiSS mY A$$!!!!!!

Thanks!
Cari

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Posted by COwens424

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Posted by MrsDtoBe09

Dear NYC cops that are coming to my school tomorrow,

Thanks for chosing a FRIDAY ON THE FIRST WEEK BACK FROM VACATION to do your scanning of electronic devices. AS if the kids aren't nutty enough this week, taking away their phones tomorrow is going to make for one insane end to the week!

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what? why would they do that??????

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Once a year they come to each city school and collect all electronic devices (they're not supposed to be bringing them in) tag them and then return them to the parents the next day. Insanity! It teaches the kids nothing. Today is going to be terrible!

To my wonderful superior at work
...F***CK OFF....KiSS mY A$$!!!!!! times infinity. You are a loser and I hate you, you hypocrite.

Dear guys hanging on the corner,

What part of 'I am not interested' don't you understand? You asked if I am single and I replied NO. You asked if we could be friends and I said NO. You asked for my number to see if I would change my mind, I said I don't think so. I tried to be curteous, because if I just ignore you then you will probably disrespect me and say something you shouldn't... but make no mistake, there is no chance in hell that I will ever talk to you, EVER. So please have some dignity, when a woman is walking as fast as she can to get away from you, its a clear indication, that you should just GIVE UP ALREADY!

Sincerely,
A woman on her way to work, with no time to waste on losers

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Posted by Cacarina

Dear Guy At Work,

Please stop emailing me and spelling out EXACTLY what you want me to email to someone else. You just said what you wanted from that person, why not just put his name in the 'To' line, rather than mine? Why waste my time? You really shouldn't even be telling me what to do...you are NOT my boss. OH, and PLEASE stop using the phrase 'Drop me a line when you are done.' Its annoying after the 10th time in a day you say it. Plus, it makes no sense, you sit in the cubicle right across from me...why would I 'drop you a line'????

So, Guy at Work...F***CK OFF....KiSS mY A$$!!!!!!

Thanks!
Cari

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Dear People who touch my S@!T,

Keep your hands of my things and stop breaking them, or getting them all gross and dirty, and not giving them back......GRRRRR


F.Y.I Went to put coffee in my to fo mug this morning and it was MIA

Dear person at work,

When I bring food up to eat, cuz i have no time to eat in the lunch room. That DOES NOT IN ANY WAY give you permission to start eating my food. Get your nasty hands off my food. You never wash ur hands even after you go to the bathroom, you are one nasty F***KER..... So please, leave me alone when I try to eat lunch in a rush.

Sincerely,
The girl you never say good morning to!

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Posted by longislandlibrarian

exactly!!!!! My mom calls is diarrhea of the MOUTH

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my moms says that paired w/ constipation of thought.