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OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

Original post by Future Mulligan

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Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

OMG I have a HYSTERICAL LUBE story. One day my 16 year old cousin came over my house. I didnt realize I left the KY out on the nightstand. SO I go into the room and I see her rubbing her hands. And she says, ' This ANTIBACTERIAL stuff is SO STICKY' I fricken fell on the floor LAUGHING hysterical. I showed her what she just put on her hands and she ran to wash it off. I think thats the funniest thing that has every happened.

Espo22 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Future Mulligan


Posted by RadiantBride


Posted by Future Mulligan


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



i was the one who wanted to do it - so i wasnt nervous, i really wanted to....but it just wouldnt work!!



Me too! I swear I wish there was a Pringles Books for Dummies. I will not come back from the HM until its accomplished!



yes, can you girls please write us a pringles guide?

im so afraid of there being a mess though....can that happen? ( #2)



no but you do get paranoid about that...basically if im backed up the NO i wont do it hahaha...infact thats what me doing it would all be based on.
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Songstress

OMG I have a HYSTERICAL LUBE story. One day my 16 year old cousin came over my house. I didnt realize I left the KY out on the nightstand. SO I go into the room and I see her rubbing her hands. And she says, ' This ANTIBACTERIAL stuff is SO STICKY' I fricken fell on the floor LAUGHING hysterical. I showed her what she just put on her hands and she ran to wash it off. I think thats the funniest thing that has every happened.



MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Future Mulligan

i think im going to buy some lube for FH for Christmas



There is a specific kind for that act. make sure you aren't using regular lube



Astro-Glide is great for pringles popping.

and believe it or not--baby oil.

Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Songstress

OMG I have a HYSTERICAL LUBE story. One day my 16 year old cousin came over my house. I didnt realize I left the KY out on the nightstand. SO I go into the room and I see her rubbing her hands. And she says, ' This ANTIBACTERIAL stuff is SO STICKY' I fricken fell on the floor LAUGHING hysterical. I showed her what she just put on her hands and she ran to wash it off. I think thats the funniest thing that has every happened.






It still makes me laugh out loud! I felt kinda bad, but not really!
SB7308 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Future Mulligan

yes, can you girls please write us a pringles guide?

im so afraid of there being a mess though....can that happen? ( #2)



total TMI happening.........






there shouldn't be a mess at all--unless you are constipated or have diarrhea.

otherwise you should be fine. there is always a change of a lil bit getting on the guy---it can happen. but it really shouldn't.

also--make sure they don't---FINISH up in there --- cause it can have an adverse effect similiar to that of an enema....and then you'll be on the toilet the rest of the night!




definitely no finishing there


Oops
teenigrrl Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by RadiantBride


Posted by teenigrrl


There is, I have it.




whispering... did it help???



i won't find out til feb, gotta save something for the HM.
Espo22 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan


Posted by RadiantBride


Posted by Future Mulligan


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



i was the one who wanted to do it - so i wasnt nervous, i really wanted to....but it just wouldnt work!!



Me too! I swear I wish there was a Pringles Books for Dummies. I will not come back from the HM until its accomplished!



yes, can you girls please write us a pringles guide?

im so afraid of there being a mess though....can that happen? ( #2)



no but you do get paranoid about that...basically if im backed up the NO i wont do it hahaha...infact thats what me doing it would all be based on.



ugh yeah - sometimes i get constipated - i know, i know TMI TMI but it makes me nervous about doing butt stuff
yelley77 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Songstress


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Songstress

OMG I have a HYSTERICAL LUBE story. One day my 16 year old cousin came over my house. I didnt realize I left the KY out on the nightstand. SO I go into the room and I see her rubbing her hands. And she says, ' This ANTIBACTERIAL stuff is SO STICKY' I fricken fell on the floor LAUGHING hysterical. I showed her what she just put on her hands and she ran to wash it off. I think thats the funniest thing that has every happened.






It still makes me laugh out loud! I felt kinda bad, but not really!




that is so funny. (then your pimp walked in and ***** slapped you)
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by RadiantBride


Posted by teenigrrl


There is, I have it.




whispering... did it help???



i won't find out til feb, gotta save something for the HM.



i doubt youre gonna get anything done. I told FH Id let him have a go on the HM and he said it doesnt make sense because its a 'process' Nothing is going to happen the first time. Or maybe hes just trying to get me to do it.
yelley77 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Songstress


Posted by MJDoc12


Posted by Songstress

OMG I have a HYSTERICAL LUBE story. One day my 16 year old cousin came over my house. I didnt realize I left the KY out on the nightstand. SO I go into the room and I see her rubbing her hands. And she says, ' This ANTIBACTERIAL stuff is SO STICKY' I fricken fell on the floor LAUGHING hysterical. I showed her what she just put on her hands and she ran to wash it off. I think thats the funniest thing that has every happened.






It still makes me laugh out loud! I felt kinda bad, but not really!




that is so funny. (then your pimp walked in and ***** slapped you)



YUP! Wasting lube is a serious offense in my world.
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle


Danielle, I love that youre talking like this yet your default picture looks so INNOCENT. Man you had me fooled!
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

FH is going to be so glad i joined LIW

teenigrrl Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle



I like being on all 4's anyway, so that won't be a problem
yelley77 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by Songstress


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle


Danielle, I love that youre talking like this yet your default picture looks so INNOCENT. Man you had me fooled!



hahahahh!!! I figured we are all grown ups and i wish i had someone to talk to about it when we talked about trying it... so if i find some things that helped me, i'm happy to share!!!
yelley77 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle



I like being on all 4's anyway, so that won't be a problem



Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Songstress


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by teenigrrl


Posted by yelley77


Posted by Espo22


Posted by Future Mulligan

you pringles girls are very BRAVE! we attempted but it just wouldnt happen



its not often lol

but honestly if you're nervous then yes you wont like it bc your muscles are all tight...if you breathe and relax first it will be a HUGE difference...also position you are in makes a difference



Thank you. I felt so lost.

Nicole... the key is relaxing, Denise is right... and it doens't feel good the first time, or the first few, for that matter. It does have the potential to feel good, though!!!



I actually look forward to trying it w/ FH. I tried it once before, but was so nervous, it was just a disaster. I'm such a nerd, I actually bought a book about it to be sure I'm ready when I go to try again!



right before i just lay there and say ok give me a sec and i close my eyes, breathe and relax so this way my muscles are relaxed



same and i find that all 4's work best on a slight angle


Danielle, I love that youre talking like this yet your default picture looks so INNOCENT. Man you had me fooled!



hahahahh!!! I figured we are all grown ups and i wish i had someone to talk to about it when we talked about trying it... so if i find some things that helped me, i'm happy to share!!!



Hey if I were part of the PRINGLES group, Id be talking technique too. Meatpacking takes up most of my time though. I guess id could advance my career further if I joined the Pringles. Ill talk to my pimp about it tonight.
AS Posted:

Re: OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

WOW I went back and read everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You girls are a lil naughty today!

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