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OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

Original post by Future Mulligan

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Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Espo22

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!


tell him to eat pineapples for about a month, if a guy eats pineapples for a month it makes it taste better



Fruitty?
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!





i wish i could understand WHY guys think its hot for us to swallow. i asked my Dh that and he was like 'oh its so hot' and i said 'okay, well why?' and he said 'um...i dunno--it just is.'

and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


OMG YOU ARE HYSTERICAL!!! You know why guys find it hot??? Cause its so PORNO. Anything that reminds them of a PORNO is hot to them. Idiots
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by kellybean

Posted by Espo22

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!


tell him to eat pineapples for about a month, if a guy eats pineapples for a month it makes it taste better



What????????????


its very true lol...you know the 2 female doctors berman and berman, they had a show on tv and its a sex ed show where ppl call in and ask questions and they discuss things. Kinda like that older lady but they have an audience and all that...this is the advice they give with the pineapples, and its coming from doctors
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Espo22

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!


tell him to eat pineapples for about a month, if a guy eats pineapples for a month it makes it taste better



ooo--good remedy! the juice somehow changes their spooge taste.

also i knew a guy that purposely ate a teaspoon of honey a day to help change the um...flavor of his spunk. it totally worked!


I heard about the pineapple thing. Im gonna spike all of FH's food and drinks with a little pineapple juice. I heard red meat is what makes it taste awful. But honestly its not really about the taste, its the consistency for me. I can barely spit out a loogee without almost vomitting...
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Songstress



i wish i could understand WHY guys think its hot for us to swallow. i asked my Dh that and he was like 'oh its so hot' and i said 'okay, well why?' and he said 'um...i dunno--it just is.'

and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


OMG YOU ARE HYSTERICAL!!! You know why guys find it hot??? Cause its so PORNO. Anything that reminds them of a PORNO is hot to them. Idiots




lol -- this is true. porn is soooo unreal. like the girls on the videos are all going nuts over the stuff. i'm surprised they don't pull out a bowl of frosted flakes and have the guys shooting in there. (actually that probably IS a video somewhere!)

Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!





i wish i could understand WHY guys think its hot for us to swallow. i asked my Dh that and he was like 'oh its so hot' and i said 'okay, well why?' and he said 'um...i dunno--it just is.'

and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


pringles are for special occasions
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Songstress



i wish i could understand WHY guys think its hot for us to swallow. i asked my Dh that and he was like 'oh its so hot' and i said 'okay, well why?' and he said 'um...i dunno--it just is.'

and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


OMG YOU ARE HYSTERICAL!!! You know why guys find it hot??? Cause its so PORNO. Anything that reminds them of a PORNO is hot to them. Idiots




lol -- this is true. porn is soooo unreal. like the girls on the videos are all going nuts over the stuff. i'm surprised they don't pull out a bowl of frosted flakes and have the guys shooting in there. (actually that probably IS a video somewhere!)



RIGHT?!! They act like sperm is the only thing left on earth. Like they havent eaten in years and they found something to QUENCH their UNDYING HUNGER!!!
Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

OMG im going to pee my pants!!!!
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Songstress

RIGHT?!! They act like sperm is the only thing left on earth. Like they havent eaten in years and they found something to QUENCH their UNDYING HUNGER!!!


i really did just LOL in my office at this.

kellybean Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed

Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Future Mulligan

OMG im going to pee my pants!!!!


well thats another fetish on its own, lets not go there lol jk
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Espo22


and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


pringles are for special occasions


DH gets pringles when i'm shiiiiiiit faced drunk---at that point i'm already having trouble feeling my face.....so its all good.

i guess this explains why he is constantly feeding me alcohol

Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Songstress

RIGHT?!! They act like sperm is the only thing left on earth. Like they havent eaten in years and they found something to QUENCH their UNDYING HUNGER!!!


i really did just LOL in my office at this.



Its so true!! The girls are practically pushing eachother out of the way!! Dont ask me how I know, I swear Ive never seen a porno in my life
GinaBambina08 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Espo22

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!





i wish i could understand WHY guys think its hot for us to swallow. i asked my Dh that and he was like 'oh its so hot' and i said 'okay, well why?' and he said 'um...i dunno--it just is.'

and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


pringles are for special occasions


GinaBambina08 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

No wonder so many of u are engaged men love freaky women
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Espo22


and the booty--well i guess i see why the boys like that spot....just remember once you give up THAT hole--you will be asked over and over again to give up !!! its like pringles--once they pop they can't stop!



trust me....I KNOW!


pringles are for special occasions


DH gets pringles when i'm shiiiiiiit faced drunk---at that point i'm already having trouble feeling my face.....so its all good.

i guess this explains why he is constantly feeding me alcohol



OMG i wasnt gonna say it before but my response was gonna be if im drunk hahahaha. We were trashed in florida and i asked for it, fh just looked at me not even knowing what to say bc he was shocked but of course it was like uhmmm ok
GinaBambina08 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Songstress

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Songstress

RIGHT?!! They act like sperm is the only thing left on earth. Like they havent eaten in years and they found something to QUENCH their UNDYING HUNGER!!!


i really did just LOL in my office at this.



Its so true!! The girls are practically pushing eachother out of the way!! Dont ask me how I know, I swear Ive never seen a porno in my life


Rigggght...
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by MJDoc12

Posted by Songstress

RIGHT?!! They act like sperm is the only thing left on earth. Like they havent eaten in years and they found something to QUENCH their UNDYING HUNGER!!!


i really did just LOL in my office at this.




mee tooo!!!! my boss asked
'whats the giggle for'... I think i am red.
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed


really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Posted by Espo22

Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed


really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol


It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!

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