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OFFICIAL 'RAUNCH' thread of 08

Original post by Future Mulligan

http://www.liweddings.com/chat/topic-468474-1.html

GinaBambina08 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Kimbalina


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!



ohhh boy


angl2001 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean


Posted by Espo22


Posted by RKellner


I dont let it even get IN my mouth!!!!
Forget about swallowing
Now the butt is a no go as well... But Im willing to try, eventually!



tell him to eat pineapples for about a month, if a guy eats pineapples for a month it makes it taste better




What????????????



its very true lol...you know the 2 female doctors berman and berman, they had a show on tv and its a sex ed show where ppl call in and ask questions and they discuss things. Kinda like that older lady but they have an audience and all that...this is the advice they give with the pineapples, and its coming from doctors



omg i am making everything with pineapples from now on!!!
teenigrrl Posted:

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i think this is my favorite thread ever!

i swear, my FH is the only man i know who's just not into spitting or swallowing, he's a very merry map maker, who may finally get pringles on the HM
angl2001 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Kimbalina


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!



YES!!!! exactly...like if we're gonna go out soon and i just showered and got dressed, which please explain why they have to do it then but yeah i am not gonna get all hot and sweaty and mess up my hair hahaha
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!



yeah i have heard alot of girls say they hate it. And some who will never do it.
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

I dont mind it especially since he says Im the best. Cmon girls lets make this thread raunchier than the Newlywed one!!!
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

Honestly, Ill pretty much do most of what FH wants. Of course if I REALLY didnt want to I wouldnt but we've been together almost 7years and were gonna be together the rest of our lives. We gotta find new and exciting things to do here and there right???

SB7308 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

no swallowing for me sorry but i do like doing it
MJDoc12 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!




Posted by Kimbalina

It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!




YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

do you know how many times my DH and i barter over BJs???



ME:'okay---if you give me a full body massage---then i'll give you a BJ?'

Him:'to completion--the full monty?'

Me: 'if you want the porno BJ then you have to clean up the kitchen too'

Him:'Alright deal'





Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!

omg i want to say stuff but i cant.......what if my mom reads it!

i do loooooove 'kissing' FH though (wink wink)
Espo22 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress

I dont mind it especially since he says Im the best. Cmon girls lets make this thread raunchier than the Newlywed one!!!



if i wasn't at work i would hahaha
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by MJDoc12




Posted by Kimbalina

It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!




YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

do you know how many times my DH and i barter over BJs???



ME:'okay---if you give me a full body massage---then i'll give you a BJ?'

Him:'to completion--the full monty?'

Me: 'if you want the porno BJ then you have to clean up the kitchen too'

Him:'Alright deal'








Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Future Mulligan

omg i want to say stuff but i cant.......what if my mom reads it!

i do loooooove 'kissing' FH though (wink wink)



We need to mom-proof some of these threads. I dont know how but we need to!
angl2001 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Espo22


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!



yeah i have heard alot of girls say they hate it. And some who will never do it.



it makes my mouth hurt!! lol and i have a weak gag reflex lol then i have to swutch to my hand then my hand gets tired.....its too much of a chore lol
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by MJDoc12




Posted by Kimbalina

It can be a GREAT bargining tool!!!




YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

do you know how many times my DH and i barter over BJs???



ME:'okay---if you give me a full body massage---then i'll give you a BJ?'

Him:'to completion--the full monty?'

Me: 'if you want the porno BJ then you have to clean up the kitchen too'

Him:'Alright deal'









LMAO!!!!!!


THAT IS AWSOME!!!
Cant wait to be a smart newlywed
Butterfly123 Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!



yeah i have heard alot of girls say they hate it. And some who will never do it.



it makes my mouth hurt!! lol and i have a weak gag reflex lol then i have to swutch to my hand then my hand gets tired.....its too much of a chore lol



Do a couple of shots before hand! It really helps. Also I think there are sprays for the gag reflex. How do I know all of this??
Kimbalina Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!



yeah i have heard alot of girls say they hate it. And some who will never do it.



it makes my mouth hurt!! lol and i have a weak gag reflex lol then i have to swutch to my hand then my hand gets tired.....its too much of a chore lol



Do a couple of shots before hand! It really helps. Also I think there are sprays for the gag reflex. How do I know all of this??



7 years teaches you alot
angl2001 Posted:

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Future Mulligan Posted:

Re: Wow! The Newlywed Board is Raunchy!


Posted by Songstress


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by angl2001


Posted by Espo22


Posted by kellybean

um forget swallowing or spitting for me ...cant do it...um I rarely even preform the deed



really? hmmm i dont know but i like it alot, well not the swallowing just the deed part lol...sometimes its easier and ill suggest that lol



oh god i hate it!!!!!!!!!!!!lol i really do!!



yeah i have heard alot of girls say they hate it. And some who will never do it.



it makes my mouth hurt!! lol and i have a weak gag reflex lol then i have to swutch to my hand then my hand gets tired.....its too much of a chore lol



Do a couple of shots before hand! It really helps. Also I think there are sprays for the gag reflex. How do I know all of this??



'my friend' () has this book that tells you how to give one without gagging......there are also some tips in the jenna jameson book that 'my friend' () told me about.....

FH thinks im an expert

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