Oh my! LOL Tonight's the night...
One of my sisters (matron of honor) and step-sisters (BM) just showed up in my room a little bit ago as I'm like half-sleeping in bed to deliver this letter...
'If you're reading this letter, it's time to prepare,
It's your 'last night out,' so bachelorette beware!
Follow your instructions, from the first to the last,
And there is no doubt, it will be a blast!
Tidy up girlfriend, you're the hostess of choice,
For a 'slumber party' of sorts, now get rid of the boys.
No men and no children, it's going to get dirty,
We'll be there with our bells on, at roughly 6:30.
We're bringing the booze, we're bringing the food.
Yes, it's going to get silly, and probably lewd.
There will be pre-gaming of sorts, and dirty desserts,
Then it's out to the bar with 7 big flirts.
We'll get their attention, we'll find them about,
We'll dare you to tease them, girl, it's your last night out!
Then back to your fiance', we'll drop you off safe,
But you'll probably be puking, well, because that's what you do.'
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They are hysterical, 'we'll be there with our bells on'?? What the hell?!![]()
I'll tell you what, the LAST thing I want to be doing is teasing random dudes! This should be interesting. I'll post pics later in the weekend. Im 99.9% sure my shower is tomorrow too.
'If you're reading this letter, it's time to prepare,
It's your 'last night out,' so bachelorette beware!
Follow your instructions, from the first to the last,
And there is no doubt, it will be a blast!
Tidy up girlfriend, you're the hostess of choice,
For a 'slumber party' of sorts, now get rid of the boys.
No men and no children, it's going to get dirty,
We'll be there with our bells on, at roughly 6:30.
We're bringing the booze, we're bringing the food.
Yes, it's going to get silly, and probably lewd.
There will be pre-gaming of sorts, and dirty desserts,
Then it's out to the bar with 7 big flirts.
We'll get their attention, we'll find them about,
We'll dare you to tease them, girl, it's your last night out!
Then back to your fiance', we'll drop you off safe,
But you'll probably be puking, well, because that's what you do.'
They are hysterical, 'we'll be there with our bells on'?? What the hell?!
I'll tell you what, the LAST thing I want to be doing is teasing random dudes! This should be interesting. I'll post pics later in the weekend. Im 99.9% sure my shower is tomorrow too.
