ok i'm done w/fh's extended family

first his distant cousins 6 of them (including dates) say they wont be attending bc they dont know me that well

fh just called me and said that his grandma's sister and son won't be attending because.....

'immigration officers are strict in new jersey'




YOU'RE GOING TO CROSS THE TUNNEL/BRIDGE INTO NEW JERSY FROM BROOKLYN...THERE ARE NO IMMIGRATION OFFICERS AT THE TOLL BOOTHS CHECKING FOR GREEN CARDS!!!!


HOLY $HIT I LAUGHED BUT AT THE SAME TIME I THINK ITS RIDICULOUS AND F'ED UP

FH THINKS ITS HILARIOUS


THESE PPL ARE KILLING ME

Gotta admit that is a creative excuse but I am sorry. Family is HORRIBLE!

IMMIGRATION OFFICERS?!?!?! REALLY?!?!?!

oh well, you didn't need these idiots there anyhow.

'I can't come either, I have a bong in my trunk I just don't feel like removing it, a toll booth officer might see it'

Could you imagine getting that for an excuse????



I honestly wouldn't freak out about no's unless you're getting close to your minimum. be happy ur not paying there spot. LOL.

But yea, I can see why that would make you

ETA: I completely missed half that sentence, sorry!

Can I use that so family can't come to my wedding.