Ok it is that time again-- so who has a joke for me!!!
I need a laugh!!
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Hey Wacky!!!
So what is the joke of the day???
So what is the joke of the day???
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Teacher: Can anyone give me the name of a liquid that won't freeze ?
Pupil: Hot water !
Pupil: Hot water !
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What Not to Say to a Cop
1. Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on.
2. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me!
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
9. Yes, I know there are no other cars around--That's how far they are ahead of me.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
13. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence; bet I can outrun you.
14. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
15. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
1. Sorry, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't on.
2. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must have been going 125 mph just to keep up with me!
5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop.
6. Bad cop! No donut!
7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?
8. I was trying to keep up with traffic.
9. Yes, I know there are no other cars around--That's how far they are ahead of me.
10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.
11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
12. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.
13. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence; bet I can outrun you.
14. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
15. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
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Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ?
Pupil: All of them !
Pupil: All of them !
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Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.![]()
Better grip on the broom.
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LMAO!!! Thank you!! Study hall is sooo boring!
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Teacher: and what is 'don't' short for
Pupil: Doughnut !
Pupil: Doughnut !
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Whats another name for a push-up bra?
False advertisement.
False advertisement.
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Teacher: Can anyone tell me what the Dog Star is ?
Pupil: Lassie !
Pupil: Lassie !
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What is 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1?
Bo Derek getting older...
Bo Derek getting older...
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10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter.
2. Oh, dang, my shaft's all bent.
3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
6. Lift your head and spread your legs.
7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.
8. Just turn your back and drop it.
9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.
10. Damn, I missed the hole again.
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On a special Teacher's Day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, 'I bet I know what it is....some flowers.'
'That's right!' said the boy. 'But how did you know?'
'Just a wild guess,' she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, 'I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.'
'That's right! But how did you know?' asked the girl.
'Just a lucky guess,' said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.
'Is it wine?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue.
'Is it champagne?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied.
The teacher then said, 'I give up, what is it?'
The boy replied, 'A puppy!'
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it over her head, and said, 'I bet I know what it is....some flowers.'
'That's right!' said the boy. 'But how did you know?'
'Just a wild guess,' she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, 'I bet I can guess what it is...a box of candy.'
'That's right! But how did you know?' asked the girl.
'Just a lucky guess,' said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held it over her head but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it.
'Is it wine?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied. The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue.
'Is it champagne?' she asked.
'No,' the boy replied.
The teacher then said, 'I give up, what is it?'
The boy replied, 'A puppy!'
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The study hall kids like the doughnut one!!
Wacky loved yours but can't share that with them
Wacky loved yours but can't share that with them
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Why don't witches wear panties?
Better grip on the broom.![]()
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Here's one for the kids Jamie
Why did the pony go to the dr?
ready?
He was a little horse
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Why did the pony go to the dr?
ready?
He was a little horse
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Why did the cookie go to the Dr?
He was feeling crumby![]()
He was feeling crumby
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Which pets go 'toot toot'
Trumpets
Trumpets
