okay, the funnies s u c k e d today. but i wanted to share these FMLs
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls had told them I graduated college already to sound cool. I then heard one of them say 'I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class.' FML
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Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls had told them I graduated college already to sound cool. I then heard one of them say 'I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class.' FML
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Today, after I got off work, as I walked into the house, I noticed something running across the floor towards me and out of complete terror I kicked it halfway across my living room, not knowing what it was. Turns out it was my roommate's new puppy. FML
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Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
