OMG!!!!!

I saw this web site on someones Myspace.
www.ihateweddings.com
I couldnt believe what I was reading.....

hysterical The wedding Gift Calculator is classic!
They hired a band
Add $5.00 for each piece

This is the first time the band has ever played a gig outside of their garage.
Subtract $4.00 for each piece

The band is a 'Neil Diamond Tribute' band.
Subtract $10.00

The D.J. or band leader relentlessly tries to get Grandma on the dance floor.
Subtract $2.00 for each attempt

Grandma gives in, goes to the dance floor and breaks her hip.
Add $50.00

The D.J. or band leader can't remember the bride or groom's name.
Subtract $10.00

The D.J. or band leader hits on your date.
Subtract $15.00

Your date goes home with the drummer.
Subtract $20.00

How hillarious is that!? Come on folks- you have to laugh. There is an 'anti' everything in this world. Even on Sienfeld there was opposite George!

I also think it should be your date goes home with the drummer add $20. Give props where it's due!

omg that site is hysterical!!!!!!!!

I thought the site was wicked funny, especially the gift calculator.

What about if the Bride is Pregnant - 25 bucks if she is pregnant and showing +50.00 its funny to see a pregnant bride in a white dress

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Posted by kam0813

omg that site is hysterical!!!!!!!!

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I agree...GREAT website

yeah i have to say my initals feelings towards this were def. not anger but laughter. I think its great bc so much of it is really true. He just happens to interpret it in a negative way. funny none the les to me. i like it.

I think its

bwaahahahahahha that guy is FUNNY - he's written other things too, right?

Isn't he the same guy that cashed a 'fake check' from junk mail and wrote a whole huge story about it?