OMG! Freaky Photographer?!

My FBIL's best friend got married a few weeks ago and his photographer (in Vermont) sent him this WEIRDO email. Check this out for a good LAUGH


Dear XXX and XXX,

Just a quick email to update you and let you know your lovely black suede library-bound Wedding Proof Book has been gently taken from our custom printing machine using sterilized contamination-free white linen gloves and placed on a satin pillow.

Last night, a team of two exceptionally well-trained employees inspected your personalized jacket cover and polished and cleaned and dusted everything twice before passing your book along to our always open-late mailing room.

Our shipping specialist, a bloke from England, lit a candle and a sudden hush fell over the crowded room as he carefully placed your book in the finest bubble wrap and US Postal Service priority mailing box money can buy.

Everyone had a smashing celebration afterwards and earlier this afternoon the whole party marched hand-in-hand to our favourite local post office where Stella, a gender role confused mail man, placed your box in the departing mail truck and he promises it should arrive at your home within two or three business days.

I hope you enjoy your lovely Wedding Proof Book as much as Corie did being your photographer. You were fabulous fun to work with she tells me. So much so, I now have your picture on our studio wall for the remainder of today with the caption: 'Couple-of-the-Year'!

Wishing you a great day,

Paul