OMG this site is hysterical!!

You guys have to check this out FMyLife freaking hysterical!!

This one is so nuts..lmfaooooo

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiance that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

Gloria how could you do this to me @ work!!

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Posted by JoAnnJuneBride

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

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lmaoooo omg i didn't see that one. They are all too funny.

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Posted by gina409

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k try it now

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Posted by gina409

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omg!!!! this is too funny........i love the one bout the razor and his dad using it

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Posted by gina409

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omg!!!! this is too funny........i love the one bout the razor and his dad using it

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Eeeks then he had to use it on his face afterwards...eww

Imagine!!!

Today, my boyfriend was really stressed about a guy he works with being a jerk. I told him 'if you ignore something long enough, it won't bother you anymore.' His response was 'I've ignored my herpes for a long time but it still bothers me.' We've been having sex for 3 months now. FML

My coworker sent this to me one day when I was having a 'freakout' - too funny!

OMG! I can't stop reading this! I hope this doesn't become another addiction!

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of only two weeks. As we were dancing, another woman grabbed my *** from behind me and squeezed. I yelped and turned around to see my mother as the culprit. My girlfriend punched her. I found out my mother is a Cougar and my girl has a mean right hook. FML

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsR

OMG! I can't stop reading this! I hope this doesn't become another addiction!

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of only two weeks. As we were dancing, another woman grabbed my *** from behind me and squeezed. I yelped and turned around to see my mother as the culprit. My girlfriend punched her. I found out my mother is a Cougar and my girl has a mean right hook. FML

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I read that one i was cracking up

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Posted by GRod2Be

This one is so nuts..lmfaooooo

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and decides to answer it. It was her fiance that I knew nothing about. She told me she was engaged while I was still inside of her. FML

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HAHAHAHA THAT STINKS!!!!