OMG this site is hysterical!!

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Posted by GRod2Be

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsR

OMG! I can't stop reading this! I hope this doesn't become another addiction!

Today, I was at a club with my girlfriend of only two weeks. As we were dancing, another woman grabbed my *** from behind me and squeezed. I yelped and turned around to see my mother as the culprit. My girlfriend punched her. I found out my mother is a Cougar and my girl has a mean right hook. FML

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I read that one i was cracking up

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LMAO!! OMG these are too funny! I notebooked this so I can remember this site.

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Posted by GRod2Be

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Posted by JoAnnJuneBride

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

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lmaoooo omg i didn't see that one. They are all too funny.

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omg!

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Posted by mandyandbrian

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Posted by GRod2Be

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Posted by JoAnnJuneBride

'Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML'

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lmaoooo omg i didn't see that one. They are all too funny.

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omg!

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OMG that is BAD!!!!!!! I wonder if the teach got fired!

Today, I was at my friends house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girl if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dial my number and look down to find she has my number is saved in her phone as *** FACE #3. FML