omg...this was on 06....a little disturbing sex joke
MY FIRST CONDOM
>
>
> I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
> so. I went into a
> drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a
> beautiful woman behind
> the counter, and she could see that I was new at
it.
>
> She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how
> to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No.'
>
> So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
> slipped over her thumb. She
> cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and
> secure. I
> apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all
> around the store.
> It was empty. She said, 'Just a minute,' and walked
> to the door, and locked it.
>
> Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
> unbuttoned her =
> blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid
> it aside. She asked,
>
> 'Do these excite you?' Well! , I was so dumbstruck
> that all I could do was nod my head.
>
> She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As
> I was slipping it on,
> she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid
> down on a desk.
>
>'Well, come on,' she insisted, 'we don't have much
> time.'
>
> So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that
> unfortunately, I could no
> longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few
> minutes. She looked at me
> with a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
>
> I replied, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to
> show her.
>
>
> I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or
> so. I went into a
> drugstore to buy a package of condoms. There was a
> beautiful woman behind
> the counter, and she could see that I was new at
it.
>
> She handed me the package and asked, if I knew how
> to wear one. I honestly answered, 'No.'
>
> So she unwrapped the package, took one out and
> slipped over her thumb. She
> cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and
> secure. I
> apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all
> around the store.
> It was empty. She said, 'Just a minute,' and walked
> to the door, and locked it.
>
> Taking my hand, she led me into the back room,
> unbuttoned her =
> blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid
> it aside. She asked,
>
> 'Do these excite you?' Well! , I was so dumbstruck
> that all I could do was nod my head.
>
> She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As
> I was slipping it on,
> she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and laid
> down on a desk.
>
>'Well, come on,' she insisted, 'we don't have much
> time.'
>
> So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful that
> unfortunately, I could no
> longer hold back and pow, I was done within a few
> minutes. She looked at me
> with a frown. 'Did you put that condom on?'
>
> I replied, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to
> show her.
