Oyyy FML... I mean FMIL

She starts out with 'You know Stephen (FH) for so many years, it's not like you just met...' (and then more jumbled crap).

I said, 'What are you talking about?'

She said, 'here in America, Divorce happens too much and I know you're going to fight, but it is not an option, divorce.'

I said, 'I really don't want to have this conversation.'

And then more blabber for about another 30 seconds and then she dropped it.



Should I have told her that most of my family has been divorced at least once? That would have gotten her annoying goat!
I didn't want to keep hearing her mouth tho, so I didn't say anything.

WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON BEING SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING????

What does Stephen say about it??

stupid, stupid, stupid!!! (her, not you!)



good call on ignoring her though

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Posted by MrsSx2

Seriously, who says sh!t like that! She is super ballsy. I bet she does it in a super nice tone when she talks too. blahhhh!!!

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I know exactly what you mean. Which makes it that much more infuriating. It's like she's dropping some profound knowledge on you.

Want me to smack her around? I feel like doing some smacking today!

why does she always come out with the most random things?!?!!?!?!

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by MrsSx2

Seriously, who says sh!t like that! She is super ballsy. I bet she does it in a super nice tone when she talks too. blahhhh!!!

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I know exactly what you mean. Which makes it that much more infuriating. It's like she's dropping some profound knowledge on you.

Want me to smack her around? I feel like doing some smacking today!

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You May Lay the smack down.

SHE DOES EVERYTHING IN THE 'NICE' TONE OF VOICE! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

ughhhhhh

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Posted by GR2010

WHY DOES SHE INSIST ON BEING SO FRIGGIN ANNOYING????

What does Stephen say about it??

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He either yells at her or ignores her. I haven't gotten to the yelling yet, but I'd LOVE to!

this woman seems like she always in your face how annoying for you.. She must learn to shut the yap once in awhile

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Posted by dfw343

Say let's ask your husband how that worked out for him...hee hee

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She's probably also worried b/c my parents are technically separated.

Even if this does end in divorce, you know she's going to blame me. If could never be her baby boy's fault since he's sooooo perfect

you've got to be kidding me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by MrsSx2

Seriously, who says sh!t like that! She is super ballsy. I bet she does it in a super nice tone when she talks too. blahhhh!!!

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I know exactly what you mean. Which makes it that much more infuriating. It's like she's dropping some profound knowledge on you.

Want me to smack her around? I feel like doing some smacking today!

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You May Lay the smack down.

SHE DOES EVERYTHING IN THE 'NICE' TONE OF VOICE! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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I'm coming over!!

By the way, I found this on efavormart.com and thought of this thread. They are advertising for a 3-letter monogram cake topper, but I found their choice of letters pretty funny.

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by Becca2010

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Posted by jilliibabii

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Posted by MrsSx2

Seriously, who says sh!t like that! She is super ballsy. I bet she does it in a super nice tone when she talks too. blahhhh!!!

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I know exactly what you mean. Which makes it that much more infuriating. It's like she's dropping some profound knowledge on you.

Want me to smack her around? I feel like doing some smacking today!

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You May Lay the smack down.

SHE DOES EVERYTHING IN THE 'NICE' TONE OF VOICE! ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

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I'm coming over!!

By the way, I found this on efavormart.com and thought of this thread. They are advertising for a 3-letter monogram cake topper, but I found their choice of letters pretty funny.

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This is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If i had to be around my FMIL as much as you have to I would KMS (kill myself - I know myself is one word - just go with the abbrev right now!)