Parking Ticket
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about
5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third
ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
each day. It's important.
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5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a
parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on, buddy, how
about giving a guy a break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil-necked Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires.
So I called him a piece of horse manure. He finished the second
ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started
writing a third
ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes...the more I abused him, the
more tickets he wrote. I didn't care.
My car was parked around the corner. I try to have a little fun
each day. It's important.
