peeing in your dress

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Because this seems to be a topic that has several people hitting the panic button, here is how to pee while wearing your wedding dress:

On arrival at your venue

* Open the door of the ladies' room and look in. If the floor is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned.
* If the floor is clean, walk into the ladies' room and open the door of the handicapped stall. If the floor of the handicapped stall is not clean, call the venue staff and ask to have it cleaned.


This ensures that you will not later get the train/back of the dress dirty just by having it touch the floor.

When you need to go

* Walk into the handicapped stall. Remove (don't just pull down) your underpants.
* Facing the toilet, pull up the front of your dress to your waist.
* Walk straight forward, so you are straddling the toilet, and sit down that way. The train/back of your dress will now be away from the toilet, so you won't get them wet or dirty.
* Lean forward before peeing. That way, even if you drop the front of the dress onto the seat, you will not pee in its direction.


You may now resume your panic about all the other topics for your wedding day.
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Interesting!

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My friend told me about the front straddle...said it worked well!!

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omg. this is scaring me!!! what about wearing spanx...its going to take forever to get those off/on....uggghhhhhhhhh

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OMG

The image of this is just hilarious!

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omg lol i can see my bm faces when I try that

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i so did not think about this. i guess i have to limit water intake that day.

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heres a visual lol

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Posted by little j

omg. this is scaring me!!! what about wearing spanx...its going to take forever to get those off/on....uggghhhhhhhhh

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Same here. =(

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Every wedding I have ever been in I've had to help the bride with her dress so she could use the bathroom. I'm planning on using my BMs for the same.

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I only went once the whole day....I did as much drinking water and peeing while I was getting ready. Luckily my bridal suite had a private bathroom and I was the first to use it.....that was it. Don't worry girls

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I went once the whole day! LOL! I got to the RH and my bridal attendant took me out of my dress and I RAN to the stall naked! hahahaha. There was no way for me to get my spanks off b/c they were the high top ones w/o the hole lol.

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this is another reason I got a second dress...

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Now I know

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that pic is too funny!

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LMFAOOO

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I am so nervous about this!! Thanks for the visual!!

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I hopped out of my dress when I had to pee. I can't imagine trying to pee in a ballgown. I was naked under my gown but for my underwear so it was pretty easy with the help of my bridal attendant. That's what I would tell anyone to do. ***** if you're in spanx!

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i've added this to my notebook for future reference!

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wow who would have thought. im going to try and hold it for as long as i can!