Perfect Dress

Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching. Nothing could
dampen her
> >> > excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her
mother had
> >> found the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
> >> > mother-of-the-bride ever! A week later, Jennifer was
horrified to learn
> >> that her father's new young wife had bought the exact same
> >> > dress! Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused.
'Absolutely
> >> > not. I look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing
it,'
> >> > she replied. Jennifer told her mother who graciously said,
'Never mind
> >> > sweetheart. I'll get another dress. After all, it's your special
day.'
> >> > A few days later, they went shopping and did find another
gorgeous
> >> > dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother,
'Are
> >> > you going to return the other dress? You really don't have
another
> >> > occasion where you could wear it.' She just smiled and
replied, 'Of
> >> course I do, dear. I'm wearing it to the rehearsal dinner!'

bwahahahaha