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Please read, and laugh hard
mishandgerard Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:00 PM+
mishandgerard MEMBER SINCE: 2/03 TOTAL POSTS : 2554 WEDDING DATE: Sep 27, 2002
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Please read, and laugh hard



Mustard -- A Tragic Story

As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection. A thick slab of ham, a fresh bun, crisp lettuce, and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the picnic table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.

''Hold Johnny (our six-week-old son) while I get my sandwich,'' she said.

I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers. I love mustard. I had no napkin. I licked it off. It was not mustard. No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do, only I did it on my tongue. Later (after she stopped crying from laughing so hard) my wife said, ''Now you know why they call that mustard 'Poupon.'''
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mims107 Posted: Jun 10, 2003 09:25 PM+
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Amyd Posted: Jun 11, 2003 11:04 AM+
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Re: Please read, and laugh hard

LOL! Thats funny! Gross, but funny!
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michele31 Posted: Jun 11, 2003 11:32 AM+
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Now that would be one funny story to tell all the baby's friends someday
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OctBride03 Posted: Jun 11, 2003 03:05 PM+
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LOL!!!
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HeatherandNick Posted: Jun 11, 2003 03:16 PM+
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