POLL: Spinoff to Faking It Spinoff...

Karacg Posted: Nov 11, 2004 02:56 PM

POLL: Spinoff to Faking It Spinoff...

Of those who never fake it -- what is your age???
I'll start - yes I fake it sometimes to get some damn sleep (DH could go for hours)...and I am 38.
I am curious to see if age has anything to do with this....

marymoon Posted: Nov 11, 2004 02:57 PM

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I just tell FH 'honey, I'm really tired. That was great. let's cuddle.' I think honesty is the bets policy. I'm 22

Jan05Bride Posted: Nov 11, 2004 03:10 PM

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When it's not going to happen, I just tell him 'Let's make it all about you tonight.' He understands and is quiet happy! There are nights when it's all about me. Most of the night are all about 'us' though

I don't really mind at all, and neither does he. It's what keeps it interesting - it's always a little different and never the same routine. We've known each other for almost 10 years, so if I miss one time, there have been and will be plenty of others.

Oh, and I'm 28 years old.

steph4777 Posted: Nov 11, 2004 04:14 PM

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I know what you mean about wanting sleep...When DH decides to be Marathon man I now say the something like what Jan05Bride says.

I'm 27

QueensBride Posted: Nov 11, 2004 04:17 PM

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Posted by Jan05Bride

When it's not going to happen, I just tell him 'Let's make it all about you tonight.' /QUOTE]

Ditto, I'm 30

Janice Posted: Nov 11, 2004 04:18 PM

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Whenever I get tired, I use my secret weapon, flip over, and it will be over in a minute

myasmom Posted: Nov 11, 2004 05:57 PM

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I have a technique too that can be called..'Gone in 60 seconds'. It has never failed me and I think its the reason why my exes tend to stalk me and the reason DH would never leave me.

marymoon Posted: Nov 11, 2004 05:58 PM

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Posted by myasmom

I have a technique too that can be called..'Gone in 60 seconds'. It has never failed me and I think its the reason why my exes tend to stalk me and the reason DH would never leave me.

ROFL...Can you publish and instruction manual on that one for me plz?

myasmom Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:08 PM

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lol.. I wonder if I could say it on here without getting in trouble.

brideinapril Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:13 PM

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Posted by myasmom

lol.. I wonder if I could say it on here without getting in trouble.

Please tell........

brideinapril Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:15 PM

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Well, if it is taking longer than usual - I'll just say 'Hey,its not going to happen tonight' Then he finishes, and I get some sleep!

I am 33.

myasmom Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:18 PM

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ok I shall try my best to make this NC17 and not XXXXXX.

When you get tired you just. Grip the 'hoo hoo' firmly close under the base. Enough to make the blood rush to the head of the 'hoo hoo' and you have to lick the skin that separates teh base and the anus..I do not toss salads so I make sure I do not venture any further. Lick lightly but firmly (like a cat lapping milk)while squuezing..then you pay extra atention to the 'head' and do a jerk off motion but you are giving suction only to the head while firmly stroking the length..
The key is the pressure of your tongue and the suction. You can tell if you are doing it right because their toes curl Also please note..the 'opening of the hoo hoo is really sensitive so if you are bold enough..giving attention to just that area but some guys are too sensitive and cant handle this

marymoon Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:21 PM

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OH! He's easy! I thought something else!

myasmom Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:23 PM

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I have more lol.

I have alot of guy friends and they are all little 'playboys'. they said that one way is to ride like you mean it but that can get old. But suction and pressure never fails.

marymoon Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:24 PM

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Our local size queen sexpert!

I thought you were gonna give some help for the ladies. I have some 60 sec, methods for him, but he has none for me!

myasmom Posted: Nov 11, 2004 06:29 PM

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oh for the ladies.. For me. It requires some degree of flexibility..
A. Grab your legs and try to get your keens to touch your chest with a pillow under you.. penetration is way intense so the squimish please dont try.. i shal not be responsible for you having to go to the emergency room

Also a semi handstand.. with the bed barely supporting your back..you must totally trust that Dh will not make both of you fall off the bed.. once again..this position is great because it allows diect pressure to our little man in the boat