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All romance aside, if you could write your own silly vows what would they be?? Or what vows would you think FH would wanna hear?

'I take you Teddy to be my husband. I vow not to smack you every time you pass gas in bed and clean up the dirty clothes you leave on the floor. I vow to let you play your video games for endless hours without bitching and serve you cold beer in a cheerleading outfit every Sunday.'


I coulda kept going but I'm gonna start gagging at the thought of these vows!

OMG I love your vows....

I would probably say something like:
I take you DJ Poya to be my husband. I vow not to ***** every time you get home and throw your work clothe in the living room. I vow to let you play for hours on you PS3 without having to remind you that you need to cater to your wife. I vow to dress in sexy outfits often.

Mine would be something along the lines of

'Take a good look at me in this moment.

I will never be this skinny again so be greatful that we splurged on photography.

I plan on eating and drinking everything I've wanted to since our engagement as soon as we get this ceremony over with. Be scared. Oh yes, be very scared.

In the next few years, my body will be ravaged by pregnancy and I may have to get a mom haircut to be practical and save 10 minutes in the morning to get tom and timmy to school. I'll probably trade in my 4 inch heels that you love for a pair of keds. Yes, there might be weeks when we don't have sex because I am just too tired or have had too much mexican food to put out.

The reason why I'm telling you this is because I am certain, absolutely frickin certain, that you know this already and you are still not running like a bat out of hell. You are the only man that I ever believed would love me unconditionally, and I promise I will return your unconditional love forever.

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Mine would be something along the lines of

'Take a good look at me in this moment.

I will never be this skinny again so be greatful that we splurged on photography.

I plan on eating and drinking everything I've wanted to since our engagement as soon as we get this ceremony over with. Be scared. Oh yes, be very scared.

In the next few years, my body will be ravaged by pregnancy and I may have to get a mom haircut to be practical and save 10 minutes in the morning to get tom and timmy to school. I'll probably trade in my 4 inch heels that you love for a pair of keds. Yes, there might be weeks when we don't have sex because I am just too tired or have had too much mexican food to put out.

The reason why I'm telling you this is because I am certain, absolutely frickin certain, that you know this already and you are still not running like a bat out of hell. You are the only man that I ever believed would love me unconditionally, and I promise I will return your unconditional love forever.

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OMG ANNEY!!! You are too funny!!!!

and heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't knock the keds... i have a pair

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Mine would be something along the lines of

'Take a good look at me in this moment.

I will never be this skinny again so be greatful that we splurged on photography.

I plan on eating and drinking everything I've wanted to since our engagement as soon as we get this ceremony over with. Be scared. Oh yes, be very scared.

In the next few years, my body will be ravaged by pregnancy and I may have to get a mom haircut to be practical and save 10 minutes in the morning to get tom and timmy to school. I'll probably trade in my 4 inch heels that you love for a pair of keds. Yes, there might be weeks when we don't have sex because I am just too tired or have had too much mexican food to put out.


The reason why I'm telling you this is because I am certain, absolutely frickin certain, that you know this already and you are still not running like a bat out of hell. You are the only man that I ever believed would love me unconditionally, and I promise I will return your unconditional love forever.

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I love ur frigging vows.

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Posted by evita2781

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Mine would be something along the lines of

'Take a good look at me in this moment.

I will never be this skinny again so be greatful that we splurged on photography.

I plan on eating and drinking everything I've wanted to since our engagement as soon as we get this ceremony over with. Be scared. Oh yes, be very scared.

In the next few years, my body will be ravaged by pregnancy and I may have to get a mom haircut to be practical and save 10 minutes in the morning to get tom and timmy to school. I'll probably trade in my 4 inch heels that you love for a pair of keds. Yes, there might be weeks when we don't have sex because I am just too tired or have had too much mexican food to put out.

The reason why I'm telling you this is because I am certain, absolutely frickin certain, that you know this already and you are still not running like a bat out of hell. You are the only man that I ever believed would love me unconditionally, and I promise I will return your unconditional love forever.

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OMG ANNEY!!! You are too funny!!!!

and heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy don't knock the keds... i have a pair

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oh...I guess you just got a head start

totally kidding, love ya

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Posted by mybabylovesmoi

Mine would be something along the lines of

'Take a good look at me in this moment.

I will never be this skinny again so be greatful that we splurged on photography.

I plan on eating and drinking everything I've wanted to since our engagement as soon as we get this ceremony over with. Be scared. Oh yes, be very scared.

In the next few years, my body will be ravaged by pregnancy and I may have to get a mom haircut to be practical and save 10 minutes in the morning to get tom and timmy to school. I'll probably trade in my 4 inch heels that you love for a pair of keds. Yes, there might be weeks when we don't have sex because I am just too tired or have had too much mexican food to put out.

The reason why I'm telling you this is because I am certain, absolutely frickin certain, that you know this already and you are still not running like a bat out of hell. You are the only man that I ever believed would love me unconditionally, and I promise I will return your unconditional love forever.

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Is it wrong that this got me teary eyed? That's love right there.

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Posted by SoonToBeMrsCali

I, button nose, take you pollito to be my lover and husband because no one else would put up with me and you're stuck with me.

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hahahahaha love it!

I Diane take you Anthony to put up with my PMS once or maybe even all mth for the rest of our lives. I promise to let you watch all of the ESPN and create as many fantasy sports as you would like as long as this means you will love me when the PMS is over. I promise I will get your stupid newspaper every morning and leave it on the table so when you wake up you will have it. I promise I will not B*tch when you leave your clothes all over the house. And that I will cherish every single God forsaken thing that you do and I will love you unconditionally forever....because your amazing! Hehe I love my FH!!