If you and your hubby were on the NEWLY WED show- *making whoopie*
Who would do better- you or your FH???
MarryingMyBFF1110
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What do you mean who would do better?
DreamyD
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'Roses are red, violets are blue, on our wedding night my husband and I...' what? 'Went to bed' Listen Watch
67.7% What is the strangest place that you've ever made whoopee in? In the (censored) Listen Watch
66% What is your favorite part of our Newlywed Game set? Wife #2 (The worst part is that he was Husband #3...) Listen Watch
65.7% What's the one thing you'd hate to hear your wife say about your last girlfriend on coast-to-coast television? 'She was a hooker' Listen Watch
64.1% What is your husband's favorite thing to squeeze in the supermarket? His meat (He was a butcher... thanks to Mike) Listen Watch
63.5% 'Most of the electricity in our home flows from the ________ to the ________.' 'From the plug to the vibrator.' Listen Watch
62.9% What will your husband say is the last spice or flavor you used too much of in one of your dishes? Burnt Listen
62.8% What's the first thing you do before you go to bed? Urinate Listen Watch
62.7% How many decades will your husband say his mother has lived? 10 (He got it right!) Listen Watch
62.7% What will your husband say is his favorite rodent? His saxophone Listen Watch
62.5% Gentlemen, besides popcorn, what is your favorite thing to nibble on at the movies? 'Her boobs' Listen Watch
62.3% What is your favorite thing to buy by the foot? Shoes Listen Watch
62.2% What was the first thing you said to your husband on your wedding night? Wife: 'Oh, gosh, that's a hard one...' (Husband shows the answer card) Listen
62.1% What is the one thing you husband forbids you to put on his wiener? Ben-Gay Listen Watch
62% Who is your husband's favorite anchorman? Elvis Daniel Boone Listen Watch
61.7% What is your favorite amphibian? 'My wife' Listen Watch
61.7% What Spanish word would you use to describe your wife's chest? Nada Listen Watch
61.5% What is the last thing your wife told you that wasn't 100% true? That she was balancing at the bank when she was actually having a 'drinkie-poo'
61.1% In what country will your husband say the last foreign car he drove in was manufactured? Texas Listen Watch
61.1% 'My husband is a closet...' Queen Listen Watch
60.9% What is your favorite crustacean? 'The stuff in your eyes' Listen Watch
60.9% What product name describes your romantic behavior on your wedding night? The Jolly Green Giant Listen Watch
60.9% What gripe do you have about your husband's romantic technique? It's not long enough (No, not that) Listen
60.4% What is your husband's favorite thing to masticate? The dog Listen
60.3% What is your favorite wind instrument? Guitar Listen Watch
60.3% What one thing is the city in which you were born best known for? City hall Listen
60.2% Who is your favorite classical composer? Elton John Barry Manilow Listen
59.9% What is your favorite pasta? 'Flat on my stomach, looking at the TV screen...' (He heard 'posture' ... thanks to Mike) Listen Watch
59.9% What is your husband's favorite condiment? His pool table Karate school (Thanks to Mike) Listen
59.6% 'My wife acted like a witch the night she...' Put on a jockstrap Listen
DreamyD
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the question was kind of rhetorical. I'm really the suck at BOTW today so I wanted to post some vintage funny newly wed show stuff.
