QOTD - crazy coworkers

Tell me about the weirdest/craziest person you've worked with or for.

I worked for a man who used to cover everything with paper towels. He would put HUGE stacks under each of his elbows on his desk chair, and of course, it would inevitably fall everyday. He washed his hands about 20 times a day, and every morning, he washed down his desk with water and- you guessed it - more paper towels. He had wars with the other receptionists because we went through so many paper towels that the cleaning people could not even believe it. He even washed his keyboard, which meant he went through several a year - the IT guy hated him. You could NEVER touch him. He would order pizza and then have me cut slices for him and serve them to him - but my hands could not touch any part of the piece - so I'd be dangling the thing between two forks in the air.

Did I mention I had to change my phone number after I left? Eeek.

Tell me about yours; we've all got one!

umm i prob could list EVERYONE that works in my office!!!!

woman sits in the cube in front of me, comes to work drunk everyday, we have a cube wall that seperates me and i can smell her breath thru the wall EVERYDAY!!!

woman sits next to me, is really nice, but gets soo frustrated and bugs out over everything!!! my cell phone goes off she gets scared and jumps and sighs evertime, sometimes i tell my friend to text me of purpose to get a reaction out of her!

then there is the woman that steal everyones food out of the fridge even if your name is on it!

a guy who take 3 hours to get what he is trying to say out! i hate talking to him cuz i wanna scream SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!

lol i can go on and on and on!! lol
they really all are nice people!! haha

Hahahahaaha!!!!

Hmm... I have stories that I can share... but I don't know if I should!! haha!! Here's one...

I have on girl who I don't work anymore.... but she was a real loon, which made her VERY entertaining. Anyway... she told these nutty stories.... and would follow it up with 'but I'm better now'. So this one story in particular is quite funny..... she tells me and my other 'corporate' coworkers that she went to the motherland (PR) and needed to bring some smoke with her, if you know what I mean. So she bought an ounce and put it in ziplocks and other bags and inserted it into her vagina. She then went to the airport and sat on the plane and brought it to PR in her vagina. Apparantly it was quite uncomfortable and painful. When she got to PR she removed it and her and her cousins all smoked it. They smoked it all and ran out before the trip ended. But she is better now.
She told us this story after just meeting us. I work for a VERY corporate company... haha!! she's lucky she told us that story and not someone else.

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Posted by KerriJohnS

Hahahahaaha!!!!

Hmm... I have stories that I can share... but I don't know if I should!! haha!! Here's one...

I have on girl who I don't work anymore.... but she was a real loon, which made her VERY entertaining. Anyway... she told these nutty stories.... and would follow it up with 'but I'm better now'. So this one story in particular is quite funny..... she tells me and my other 'corporate' coworkers that she went to the motherland (PR) and needed to bring some smoke with her, if you know what I mean. So she bought an ounce and put it in ziplocks and other bags and inserted it into her vagina. She then went to the airport and sat on the plane and brought it to PR in her vagina. Apparantly it was quite uncomfortable and painful. When she got to PR she removed it and her and her cousins all smoked it. They smoked it all and ran out before the trip ended. But she is better now.
She told us this story after just meeting us. I work for a VERY corporate company... haha!! she's lucky she told us that story and not someone else.

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OMG ICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I can write a book!!!!

The firm where I used to work:

1 partner was mental - I mean was truly insane. We all knew when he'd stop taking his meds because days would go by and he'd be wearing the same outfit with no shower and he would just walk around the office in circles

Liar girl - a paralegal who every other day would tell people she was pregnant. Then later that week, she would say how her uterus is falling out. Then, she called in sick time separate times saying she needed her appendix removed. Four times she was in the hospital having her tonsils romoved. They kept her around because even though she was insane she was a really good paralegal and new her stuff. Plus, she was entertaining.

Here's the most disgusting one though. The sr. partner crapped himself!!! He came out of the bathroom and had doody on his shirt
- high up on his shirt too like in the middle of the back - how it got there we don't know. I had to tell another partner to tell him to go home and change his shirt. He just went into the bathroom and rinsed it off!!! He spent the entire day walking around in a shirt he had doody on!! It was even on his cufflinks - it was the most disgusting thing ever! No one wanted to go in his office that day or ever again. We all complained to the other partners about how disgusting it was. THE WORST PART - - IT HAPPENED AGAIN A FEW MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!

I left shortly after that incident.

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Posted by geegee827


Here's the most disgusting one though. The sr. partner crapped himself!!! He came out of the bathroom and had doody on his shirt
- high up on his shirt too like in the middle of the back - how it got there we don't know. I had to tell another partner to tell him to go home and change his shirt. He just went into the bathroom and rinsed it off!!! He spent the entire day walking around in a shirt he had doody on!! It was even on his cufflinks - it was the most disgusting thing ever! No one wanted to go in his office that day or ever again. We all complained to the other partners about how disgusting it was. THE WORST PART - - IT HAPPENED AGAIN A FEW MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!

I left shortly after that incident.

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OMG NO!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

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Posted by geegee827


Here's the most disgusting one though. The sr. partner crapped himself!!! He came out of the bathroom and had doody on his shirt
- high up on his shirt too like in the middle of the back - how it got there we don't know. I had to tell another partner to tell him to go home and change his shirt. He just went into the bathroom and rinsed it off!!! He spent the entire day walking around in a shirt he had doody on!! It was even on his cufflinks - it was the most disgusting thing ever! No one wanted to go in his office that day or ever again. We all complained to the other partners about how disgusting it was. THE WORST PART - - IT HAPPENED AGAIN A FEW MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!

I left shortly after that incident.

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OMG NO!!! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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Gross!


I worked with a girl (thankfully not anymore) she was crazy! Among that may things she did she claimed she had to work with the lights off because it hurt her eyes. The rest of us needed the lights on. So she would work wearing sunglass in doors the whole day!

We don't know who it is, but there is someone that sticks their boogers on the back of the ladies room stalls, like on the back of the door.

That combined with the bloody tampons that everyone leaves laying in the toilets and the poo splattered toilet seats make the office bathroom the grossest place i've ever seen!

I've peed in CLEANER PORTAPOTTIES!!!!!!!!!!!

I just gotta say............ I am reading this thread as I am eating my lunch and apparently that was a really bad idea! I wish there was a barf emote-icon here..

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Posted by geegee827

I can write a book!!!!

The firm where I used to work:

1 partner was mental - I mean was truly insane. We all knew when he'd stop taking his meds because days would go by and he'd be wearing the same outfit with no shower and he would just walk around the office in circles

Liar girl - a paralegal who every other day would tell people she was pregnant. Then later that week, she would say how her uterus is falling out. Then, she called in sick time separate times saying she needed her appendix removed. Four times she was in the hospital having her tonsils romoved. They kept her around because even though she was insane she was a really good paralegal and new her stuff. Plus, she was entertaining.

Here's the most disgusting one though. The sr. partner crapped himself!!! He came out of the bathroom and had doody on his shirt
- high up on his shirt too like in the middle of the back - how it got there we don't know. I had to tell another partner to tell him to go home and change his shirt. He just went into the bathroom and rinsed it off!!! He spent the entire day walking around in a shirt he had doody on!! It was even on his cufflinks - it was the most disgusting thing ever! No one wanted to go in his office that day or ever again. We all complained to the other partners about how disgusting it was. THE WORST PART - - IT HAPPENED AGAIN A FEW MONTHS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!

I left shortly after that incident.

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SHOCKINGLY WOW!!!! JUST WOW!!!!

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Posted by whtevjenny

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Posted by KerriJohnS

Hahahahaaha!!!!

Hmm... I have stories that I can share... but I don't know if I should!! haha!! Here's one...

I have on girl who I don't work anymore.... but she was a real loon, which made her VERY entertaining. Anyway... she told these nutty stories.... and would follow it up with 'but I'm better now'. So this one story in particular is quite funny..... she tells me and my other 'corporate' coworkers that she went to the motherland (PR) and needed to bring some smoke with her, if you know what I mean. So she bought an ounce and put it in ziplocks and other bags and inserted it into her vagina. She then went to the airport and sat on the plane and brought it to PR in her vagina. Apparantly it was quite uncomfortable and painful. When she got to PR she removed it and her and her cousins all smoked it. They smoked it all and ran out before the trip ended. But she is better now.
She told us this story after just meeting us. I work for a VERY corporate company... haha!! she's lucky she told us that story and not someone else.

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OMG ICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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Yea! I'd have to agree!!! haha!!

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Posted by NikkiR515

I just gotta say............ I am reading this thread as I am eating my lunch and apparently that was a really bad idea! I wish there was a barf emote-icon here..

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I always thought this was the barf emote. the ACK one. I might just be stupid though. That's always a possibility!! haha!!

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Posted by KerriJohnS

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Posted by NikkiR515

I just gotta say............ I am reading this thread as I am eating my lunch and apparently that was a really bad idea! I wish there was a barf emote-icon here..

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I always thought this was the barf emote. the ACK one. I might just be stupid though. That's always a possibility!! haha!!

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Duh! He's green! I guess that does make him a barf guy! Where have I been!

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Posted by LadyDuda81509

umm i prob could list EVERYONE that works in my office!!!!

woman sits in the cube in front of me, comes to work drunk everyday, we have a cube wall that seperates me and i can smell her breath thru the wall EVERYDAY!!!

woman sits next to me, is really nice, but gets soo frustrated and bugs out over everything!!! my cell phone goes off she gets scared and jumps and sighs evertime, sometimes i tell my friend to text me of purpose to get a reaction out of her!

then there is the woman that steal everyones food out of the fridge even if your name is on it!

a guy who take 3 hours to get what he is trying to say out! i hate talking to him cuz i wanna scream SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!!

lol i can go on and on and on!! lol
they really all are nice people!! haha

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Wow...this is like an episode of The Office...lol