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Jasonsgirl Posted:

Read this it

Thought maybe you could use a chuckle!

----->>>This has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in
the week.
>>> > Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am.

I had only just packed everyone off to work and
school, and it was already around 8:45 am.

The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
make the full effort.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the washcloth
that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that
area to make sure I was at least presentable.

I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
called in.

>>> > Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning,
cooking.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she
called out from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
>>> >
>>> >
>>> > NEVER going back to that doctor ever!

SugaBeans Posted:

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HAHA So funny!!!!!
nmagel Posted:

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ant n tilde Posted:

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madseason Posted:

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that is toooooooooo funny!!!!
michellecarin Posted:

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OH MY GOD That is fantastic and I bet you thought nothing of it at first it just went to the back of your mine right!!! That is great. I would have died
truelove5803 Posted:

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hahaha how could you not notice sparkles down there?!?!?!

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