Really Awful/Funny and Possibly TMI

So right now I'm 'broken', as me and FH like to tactfully call it. The past few months it's been like 2 or 3 days early each time...so each month that passes, as I count ahead, the odds of being 'broken' on 12/5 are becoming more and more likely.

So I mentioned this to my mother yesterday. She asked me what my something old/new/borrowed/blue was, and for old I said it will probably end up being my period panties. So she started flipping out that I can't wear them. So I was like, well, I may not have a choice.

To which she 110% seriously responded, 'If you have it, I'm getting you a some Depends, and you're wearing them'

Completely serious. Now, does anyone remember the old SNL commercial skit, Ooops I crepped my pants? So now this is all I can think of, and my mom thinks its perfectly acceptable for me to walk down the aisle wearing a diaper.

I guess you can say things are starting to get back to normal around here.