Really good funny
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced
> >ten husbands.
> >
> > On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle,
> >I'm still a virgen'.
> >
> > 'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been
> >married ten times?
> >
> > 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
> >great it's going to be.
> >
> > Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
> >was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
> >to me.
> >
> > Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
> >diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
> >
> > Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
> >order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
> >
> > Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
> >wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
> >state-of-the-art method.
> >
> > Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
> >how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
> >
> > Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
> >sure how to position it.
> >
> > Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
> >
> > Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
> >
> > Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I
> >miss him!
> >
> > But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!'
> >
> > 'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?'
> >
> > 'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get scrwed!'
> >
> >
> >ten husbands.
> >
> > On their wedding night, she told her new husband, 'Please be gentle,
> >I'm still a virgen'.
> >
> > 'What?' Said the puzzled groom. 'How can that be if you've been
> >married ten times?
> >
> > 'Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how
> >great it's going to be.
> >
> > Husband #2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it
> >was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back
> >to me.
> >
> > Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out
> >diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
> >
> > Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the
> >order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
> >
> > Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but
> >wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new
> >state-of-the-art method.
> >
> > Husband #6 was from Finance and Administration; he thought he knew
> >how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
> >
> > Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never
> >sure how to position it.
> >
> > Husband #8 was a psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it.
> >
> > Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
> >
> > Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was.. . God I
> >miss him!
> >
> > But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!'
> >
> > 'Good,' said the husband, 'but, why?'
> >
> > 'You're a Tax Man...... This time I KNOW I'm gonna get scrwed!'
> >
> >
