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reason never to tell your mom anything

allornil Posted:

reason never to tell your mom anything

Yeah im a posting who-re tonight.

My Mom just called and said,'you are not having a sea captain marry you.'

I said why not?

She said it was weird and jews didnt do that.

My response was they do on the Love Boat.

She's mad. FH and I are cracking up. It's not gonna be fun when I see her tomorrow.
JLWSJC Posted:

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You just can't resist though, can you
kedra5 Posted:

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Posted by allornil

Yeah im a posting who-re tonight.

My Mom just called and said,'you are not having a sea captain marry you.'

I said why not?

She said it was weird and jews didnt do that.

My response was they do on the Love Boat.

She's mad. FH and I are cracking up. It's not gonna be fun when I see her tomorrow.



YOU ARE TOO FUNNY!!!!
allornil Posted:

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My sole purpose in life is to bug her.

Yesterday i told her it was her fault she only had one kid bc the 2nd one would have been the good one and would never have embarrased her.

She said that after me she was afraid that #2 would have been worse and she'd end up institutionalized.
PNF84 Posted:

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My mom tells me that too. I have siblings, she points out that there are none after me for a reason.
LaBellaVita622 Posted:

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JLWSJC Posted:

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Posted by PNF84



My mom tells me that too. I have siblings, she points out that there are none after me for a reason.


We tell my youngest brother that all the time.

And we tell the middleone that the youngest was born in hopes of having another one like me,
SimHawk8 Posted:

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Posted by allornil

Yeah im a posting who-re tonight.

My Mom just called and said,'you are not having a sea captain marry you.'

I said why not?

She said it was weird and jews didnt do that.

My response was they do on the Love Boat.

She's mad. FH and I are cracking up. It's not gonna be fun when I see her tomorrow.



Very funny.
BlushandBashful Posted:

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so funny!
Ang9483 Posted:

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I pretty much drive my mom crazzy too but only b.c she drives me more insane WITH EVERYTHING!!!

AudioLoveStory Posted:

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Ha ha ha ha! My mom knows well enough to keep her opinion to herself if she doesn't agree with me. j/k I think my mom would totally do the same thing.

CrazyLove11 Posted:

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Too funny!

angelabarra12 Posted:

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angelatp Posted:

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u r freakin hysterical
futurestevens Posted:

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Jsquared Posted:

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Ya know amy, you make me think twice about having kids!! Hahahaha jk I'm my moms worst nightmare lmao!!!

smilesjc81 Posted:

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i love the love boat reference to defend you decision LOL

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