ROFL Friday (nwr)

hahaha, i love when you post these things .... you should do it daily

^ I try to... well i usually do monday and friday.. and sometimes wednesday.

here's more:
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Today, I got home from work after an eleven hour work day completely exhausted. But I promised myself I'd go for a run everyday. I went in the dark. A skunk chased me, and sprayed. FML
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Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML
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Today, I returned to my computer to see the infamous 'blue screen of death'. After hitting the reset button and losing an entire day's work, I found out that the blue screen was a screensaver that a co-worker put on my computer as a joke. FML
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(hey kris )
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She happily said yes. After a few minutes of kissing, she said, 'Wait, does this mean we have to live together?' FML
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Today, my boyfriend said ' I'm just so happy that you're you . There is so much of you inside of me.. I hope that part of me is inside of you' I thought he was being sweet until I found out it was a quote from a Porno. FML
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Today, I decided to try and seduce my 2 year boyfriend. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt (including bra) and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know, was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
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Today, I asked my dad if I could use his external harddrive for a project for a summer class. I saw a folder called 'family fun' and I figured it was some family vacation pictures. They were pictures of my mom. Naked. FML
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Today, my girlfriend won't have sex with me. Why? Because my mii knocked out her mii in Wii boxing. It wouldn't be as bad if she wasn't in one player mode. FML
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Posted by Im_My_Own_Princess

(hey kris )
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She happily said yes. After a few minutes of kissing, she said, 'Wait, does this mean we have to live together?' FML

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hahaha, that's a perfect 'fml' for today

MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



^ ps- I don't watch the show, sometimes if nothing else is on, i'll watch... but do people REALLY think it was real?
and how did it end?


cute proposal video
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Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
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how could people not know that hills was fake? it was the worst acting i've ever seen in my life!

i have no idea how it ended though since i don't watch ... anyone know?