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Rules for Mom of the Bride

JPC1125 Posted:

Rules for Mom of the Bride

Ok so after thinking about my other post about my mom whose being a pain, I think im gonna come up with a list of rules for her to follow until after my wedding
Help me come up with some based on your own experiences!!!


Maybe if we come up with alot, we can then do a MIL one or maybe a Wedding Contract that all our relatives have to follow !!! LOL What do you think


Rule #1 No mentioning of money EVER...unless you are totally paying for the wedding or a portion thereof
pickles16 Posted:

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Rule #2: Stay at least 200 feet away from me (the bride) before the ceremony....There will be screaming and yelling if this rule is not adhered too...

LovelyL Posted:

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#3. Just because I don't tell you every single detail about the wedding...things I am considering, please do not accuse me of 'never sharing anything with you'.
JPC1125 Posted:

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# 4 Me and FH make all the decisions...dont think that anyone 'convinced me to do it' their way

Sweetpea130000 Posted:

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This is Great!!!

Rule #5 - don't mention that you want something unless you are coughing up the money for it.
DebMaher Posted:

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6. My dress is not too sexy or low cut....hello, I AM GETTING MARRIED (like now!)

brooklynbridezilla Posted:

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Posted by Sweetpea130000

This is Great!!!

Rule #5 - don't mention that you want something unless you are coughing up the money for it.



AMEN!!!!!!
February05 Posted:

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#7. No, i will not love his family more and/ or forget about you guys. Yes, i do remember who gave birth to me... i was there, too!
May05Bride Posted:

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Posted by LovelyL

#3. Just because I don't tell you every single detail about the wedding...things I am considering, please do not accuse me of 'never sharing anything with you'.



Its like you know my mom
azoodie Posted:

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rule #8 NO, i don't HAVE to wear panty hose!!!
May05Bride Posted:

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rule #9 : No, its not YOUR wedding! Its MINE!

DebMaher Posted:

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Rule #10
Because I said so, that's why
randella Posted:

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These are so funny.. but, my mom is being so cool.

My only rule would be..

Rule # 11- You cannot wear black. You must stand out. I know- everything else in your wardrobe is black, but you are going to look special dammit!
lillian771 Posted:

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Posted by LovelyL

#3. Just because I don't tell you every single detail about the wedding...things I am considering, please do not accuse me of 'never sharing anything with you'.



OMG this is definitely one I need my mom to start following!!!
DMcK Posted:

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#12 If FH and I do not want a polka, there will be no polka!!!!!

Music has been an issue. Can you tell
JPC1125 Posted:

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# 13

If im willing to pay for your hair and makeup , you will have your hair and makeup done. Its my wedding pictures and yes, you will be in more than 2 of them

DMcK Posted:

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Posted by Anti-Bride

# 13

If im willing to pay for your hair and makeup , you will have your hair and makeup done. Its my wedding pictures and yes, you will be in more than 2 of them




AMEN
DebMaher Posted:

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Well, Randi, I must exempt my mom then -- BUT I WILL NOMINATE AND TRIPLE VOTE FOR THE FMIL!

DebMaher Posted:

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Rule #17
No, this would not be a good time to announce yourself as a transexual.

























OK, little joke -- just thought I would lighten the mood :)
February05 Posted:

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Rule #14. I know you love FH and want to have a great relationship with him, but that doesnt mean teaming up with him against me, to get closer to him

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