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Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..
MuchInLuvMichi Posted: Oct 25, 2004 10:22 AM+
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Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

OK since I have become a dating whore and half way to a professional dater I think maybe i should make a list of things to do and not do on a first date and beyond.. feel free to add more...


When calling to ask the person out, dont say 'its me'..y would i kno who me is when u have never called me b4!!!

Try not to call me at 2 in the morning, trust me i dont even know who i m at that time..

The guy should pay...the woman should at least offer...

The guy should open ur car door, u should at least unlock his side...

Don't invite urself back to the others place unless u kno ur going to get an of course...
and even then proceed with caution b/c u will most likely b naked within 10 minutes--but if thats what u want then i say go for it!!


Eat food that will not get stuck in ur teeth to avoid anything embarrassing.

Do not 'corner' ur date for a kiss and give them no choice-it should just happen..

Do not look in ur dates phone and question there 'last call'..this is not a good sign of things to come...

keep ur cell phones shut off!!

do not take phone calls in the middle of the date!

dont eat garlicy foods..

follow up phone call if the date went well, in less then 2-3 days

OK so now u've dated..here r some raunchy tips..if u r to engage in anything sexual..

please brush ur teeth

dont forget to take ur socks off

men try and please ur woman first..its just polite lol

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!

last of all b safe, dont make it seem like a hastle that we ask u to use a condom..lol


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don424 Posted: Oct 25, 2004 10:25 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!




sounds like the night i proposed
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MuchInLuvMichi Posted: Oct 25, 2004 10:26 AM+
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FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:11 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by don424


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!




sounds like the night i proposed





Boosh, we are waiting for your reply!!!!
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marymoon Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:17 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by FeliciaDA


Posted by don424


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!




sounds like the night i proposed





Boosh, we are waiting for your reply!!!!



Hee hee! yes we are!
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DMAG Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:19 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

please brush ur teeth

dont forget to take ur socks off

men try and please ur woman first..its just polite lol




Please Note:

These are all optional after taking vows.

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FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:22 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by DMAG


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

please brush ur teeth

dont forget to take ur socks off

men try and please ur woman first..its just polite lol




Please Note:

These are all optional after taking vows.



Don't I know it

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marymoon Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:23 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

OMG, I think me and FH must be amrried already then!
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don424 Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:24 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

boosh tells me to keep my socks on
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marymoon Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:25 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

Actually, me and FH used to use 'in socks' as a euphemism for 'naked'...well I gues mostly naked...hence the socks
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FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 25, 2004 11:34 AM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

keeping your socks on is the least problematic of those three items listed
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boosh78201 Posted: Oct 25, 2004 12:03 PM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by don424


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!




sounds like the night i proposed



you should be grateful you got anything the day you proposed
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FeliciaDA Posted: Oct 25, 2004 01:11 PM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..


Posted by boosh78201


Posted by don424


Posted by MuchInLuvMichi

and guys if u r lucky enough to get a little down there action do not push her head down there, no girl likes this lmao!!!




sounds like the night i proposed



you should be grateful you got anything the day you proposed



Yeah really , she did say YES ... that alone should have been enough for ya
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kdelace Posted: Oct 25, 2004 09:42 PM+
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Re: Rules of Dating..tmi at the bottom..

i guess this is what I have to look forward to now....
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