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Scandalous-Come on In(Oh yeah, NWR)

Original post by Nina

In honor of Giselle...she posted a fabulous sex bulletin on myspace that got me thinking...

So......for those brave souls.....How old were you when you lost your virginity and where did it happen???

This oughta be good
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by Nina

OH...sorry....did not realize it was an inside joke.



that's ok-- it just involves us and too many blue drinks at the LIW anniversary party singing always at the top of our lungs like fools
Unapearla Posted:

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I rather not say how old I was but I was with my ex-boyfriend for a year when we did it.

SeptBride70 Posted:

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ALRIGHT!!! I HAD TO:

The Bad Touch

Ha-ha! well now we call this the act of mating
But there are several other very important differences
Between human beings and animals that you should know about
I’d appreciate your input
Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I’ll bet you’ll feel nuts
Yes I’m siskel, yes I’m ebert and you’re getting two thumbs up
You’ve had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you’re out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex like coca-cola stock you are
Inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket
Like the lost catacombs of egypt only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas
But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory
So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on I’m mister coffee with an automatic drip
So show me yours I’ll show you mine tool time you’ll lovett just like lyle
And then we’ll do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals
So let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel
Gettin’ horny now

yikes, talk about


oh and ladies: it's by the BLOODHOUND GANG!!
babylon bride Posted:

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Nina Posted:

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Oh this is just great
JazzyT Posted:

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Posted by Athee07

you girls make me laugh!!! I plead the 5th

Im to answer!



Don't be shy we are family
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by JazzyT


Posted by Athee07

you girls make me laugh!!! I plead the 5th

Im to answer!



Don't be shy we are family



yeah exactly, it can't be worse than mine!!!
Soon2BeMrs2006 Posted:

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Mrs_C_in_'07 Posted:

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Posted by Nina

Since I started t his thread..although mine is quite embarassing.....

I was 15 in the back of an f-250..in the middle of the dairy with cows mooing...and george strait cd playing....yeah....real flipping classy Nina




For me, I was 17 at my then boyfriends house in his room, while his parents were on vacation. We were going out for a year at that point.
Nina Posted:

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Posted by Mrs_C_in_'07


Posted by Nina

Since I started t his thread..although mine is quite embarassing.....

I was 15 in the back of an f-250..in the middle of the dairy with cows mooing...and george strait cd playing....yeah....real flipping classy Nina




For me, I was 17 at my then boyfriends house in his room, while his parents were on vacation. We were going out for a year at that point.




Another brave soul
2Be1 Posted:

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I don't know what you are talking about. . . I am STILL a virgin I'm just wearing Ivory on my wedding day because I like the color
Nina Posted:

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Posted by 2Be1

I don't know what you are talking about. . . I am STILL a virgin I'm just wearing Ivory on my wedding day because I like the color



mskittynj Posted:

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16 and 1/2 at my bfs house....
XOXOXO
Kitty
Lola0703 Posted:

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I was 18.

ksl268 Posted:

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Posted by MysteryGroom

This thread is going to be a classic.....



Nice one MG
snowcat Posted:

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I was 15 and young and stupid and it was aweful!!! My parents were away for the evening, so my bf of 6 months and I made use of the time...I broke up w/ him a week later!

sidenote...I was FH's first, and I can honestly say my first time with him was completely different than any other expierence- I have never been so completely in love with someone and I truly understand the expression 'two become one', a little cheesy, but I know he's my soulmate.
SeptBride70 Posted:

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Posted by snowcat

I was 15 and young and stupid and it was aweful!!! My parents were away for the evening, so my bf of 6 months and I made use of the time...I broke up w/ him a week later!

sidenote...I was FH's first, and I can honestly say my first time with him was completely different than any other expierence- I have never been so completely in love with someone and I truly understand the expression 'two become one', a little cheesy, but I know he's my soulmate.



aww, omg!!!! it might be that it's almost 3am right now but i'm like tearing up over here!!!!! would 'flacklempt' (LOL) be the word?? however you spell it-- but def choked up!!!

that's so sweet (the second part you wrote that is, obviously lol)... i totally agree. it didn't matter to me what i did or did not do in the past b/c it was like the second i was with FH it was just so different in such an amazing way!!!

awwwwwwwww i gotta go upstairs soon and crawl in bed with him now i'm all MUSHY!!!
Athee07 Posted:

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Posted by STBMrsDaniRella


Posted by JazzyT


Posted by Athee07

you girls make me laugh!!! I plead the 5th

Im to answer!



Don't be shy we are family



yeah exactly, it can't be worse than mine!!!



OK i was 17 with FH (both our firsts) nothing special or planned just happened
snowcat Posted:

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and how awkward did everyone feel?! The first time I was like waiting for fireworks or something- I was so awkward- It's kinda funny thinking about it! When your young you have no idea...lol

Great thread Nina!
Nina Posted:

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Posted by snowcat

and how awkward did everyone feel?! The first time I was like waiting for fireworks or something- I was so awkward- It's kinda funny thinking about it! When your young you have no idea...lol

Great thread Nina!



OMG me too!! I was totally expecting fireworks.....NADA

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