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Sex Position of the Day

Brian and Marie Posted:

Sex Position of the Day

So I was told what a perv I am! so while I am the NOTW, I have decided to consult Cosmo and we weill be doing the SEX POSITION OF THE DAY!!


Monday's Position: Joystick Joyride


EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Your man lies on the bed or floor on his back with his arms relaxed above his head. Straddle him on top and slide your legs straight out and forward, so that your feet are on either side of his shoulders. Hold his shins or push on the floor for leverage, and start swiveling your hips in figure-eight motions so you're moving his penis around inside like you would a joystick for a video game.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
For the independent gal, this megamomentum move gives you tons of freedom and literally adds an exciting twist to your typical in-out motion. You control the speed, direction, and overall activity level. And as you're swiveling, your boobs will be bouncing north, south, east, and west — an exhibitionist's dream.
Since you're calling the shots, tease and please him by surprising your game boy with unexpected hip twists: Vary your swivel with back-and-forth rubs, side-to-side fake-outs, and up-and-down dynamos. Not knowing what's coming next will make him feel like he's hit the high score.
If you like this week's position, try...
Randy Recliner

ENJOY!!!
FullersBride Posted:

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MrsG2007 Posted:

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I don't think I can do that position...my legs will fall asleep...
MJDoc12 Posted:

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i think we need fat girl position of the day.

i'd probably end up getting tired and ask DH if we could get take a break and get some mcdonald's
PattyK Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

i think we need fat girl position of the day.

i'd probably end up getting tired and ask DH if we could get take a break and get some mcdonald's



I couldn't agree with you more!!!!
Lools Posted:

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I think I'd crush his balls - definitely not the position of the day for him

diva7531 Posted:

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I love it!!!!!
jessandjimiswedding Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

i think we need fat girl position of the day.

i'd probably end up getting tired and ask DH if we could get take a break and get some mcdonald's




OMG!! melissa, you are the fukkin' funniest person on here!! you just made my lunch come out of my nose from laughing so hard!!!!

Aug07OFCbride Posted:

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why not a position for the less acrobatic women?...i like minimal effort!
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by Aug07OFCbride

why not a position for the less acrobatic women?...i like minimal effort!



Alright- tomorrows position of the day will be easier!!! Maybe one where the man does all the work!!
TNT Posted:

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I told DH i have a surprise for him later. I am trying out out tonight, Thanks

PeteysBride Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

i think we need fat girl position of the day.

i'd probably end up getting tired and ask DH if we could get take a break and get some mcdonald's


-dying-

Mine would ask for Burker King same thing.
Brian and Marie Posted:

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Posted by TNT

I told DH i have a surprise for him later. I am trying out out tonight, Thanks



HAVE FUN!!! Let us know how it works out!
Brian and Marie Posted:

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BUMP for all you night time ladies!! I didn't want you to miss out!!
rfilipofornow Posted:

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i don't think i have the arm strength to hold myself up and not crush my poor DH.
AeroJenn Posted:

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Posted by rfilipofornow

i don't think i have the arm strength to hold myself up and not crush my poor DH.



i was just thinking that....my arms would get tired and DH would end up being like 'just turn over and get on the bottom already'
Drv0716 Posted:

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I don't think DH would like it much if I leaned on his legs like that.
AllJoy Posted:

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Posted by Lools

I think I'd crush his balls - definitely not the position of the day for him




You are too funny. I was thinking the same thing.
Jennifer907 Posted:

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Posted by MJDoc12

i think we need fat girl position of the day.

i'd probably end up getting tired and ask DH if we could get take a break and get some mcdonald's



I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!!! OMG I needed that!
PegaLega Posted:

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Been there done it-it aint so bad....but you only last a short short amount of time!

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