Sex Position of the Day

Original post by Brian and Marie

Oct 29, 2007 08:00 AM

So I was told what a perv I am! so while I am the NOTW, I have decided to consult Cosmo and we weill be doing the SEX POSITION OF THE DAY!!

Monday's Position: Joystick Joyride

EROTIC INSTRUCTIONS:
Your man lies on the bed or floor on his back with his arms relaxed above his head. Straddle him on top and slide your legs straight out and forward, so that your feet are on either side of his shoulders. Hold his shins or push on the floor for leverage, and start swiveling your hips in figure-eight motions so you're moving his penis around inside like you would a joystick for a video game.
WHY YOU'LL LOVE IT:
For the independent gal, this megamomentum move gives you tons of freedom and literally adds an exciting twist to your typical in-out motion. You control the speed, direction, and overall activity level. And as you're swiveling, your boobs will be bouncing north, south, east, and west — an exhibitionist's dream.
Since you're calling the shots, tease and please him by surprising your game boy with unexpected hip twists: Vary your swivel with back-and-forth rubs, side-to-side fake-outs, and up-and-down dynamos. Not knowing what's coming next will make him feel like he's hit the high score.
If you like this week's position, try...
Randy Recliner

ENJOY!!!

PeteysBride Posted: Oct 30, 2007 09:03 AM

Re: Sex Position of the Day

Ok i tried this... -shakes head- -dying- NOT goood. DO NOT do this when you are tired or have bad coordination as my poor Dh of the busted lip will testify.

Ok so the condensed version is all was good, getting it on all boomchickaboom boomish and then he got a cramp and when he tried to shake it out, startled me, I jumped and hit him right in the face with my foot

Its not funny...really it's not...

But when I knocked him, he went for his face instinctively and rolled and I went off the bed tumbling since we were on the edge and ended up on the floor and because we were doing laundry and i left the basket on the floor, I hit the lid. So now i have a black eye FROM A HAMPER LID and he has a puffy lip and we are trying to think of a good macho soundign story lmao like I threw a dish and eh wrestled me to the floor and popped me...

-dying- Somehow i think people would rather believe soemthing like that then cramps gone wild!

Lools Posted: Oct 30, 2007 09:55 AM

Re: Sex Position of the Day

Posted by PeteysBride

Ok i tried this... -shakes head- -dying- NOT goood. DO NOT do this when you are tired or have bad coordination as my poor Dh of the busted lip will testify.

Ok so the condensed version is all was good, getting it on all boomchickaboom boomish and then he got a cramp and when he tried to shake it out, startled me, I jumped and hit him right in the face with my foot

Its not funny...really it's not...

But when I knocked him, he went for his face instinctively and rolled and I went off the bed tumbling since we were on the edge and ended up on the floor and because we were doing laundry and i left the basket on the floor, I hit the lid. So now i have a black eye FROM A HAMPER LID and he has a puffy lip and we are trying to think of a good macho soundign story lmao like I threw a dish and eh wrestled me to the floor and popped me...

-dying- Somehow i think people would rather believe soemthing like that then cramps gone wild!

A valiant effort!! Sorry to hear about your battle scars!!

Good old missionary for us this morning, no one was hurt, we both were happy. It's a beautiful thing!

PeteysBride Posted: Oct 30, 2007 10:02 AM

Re: Sex Position of the Day

Posted by Lools

Posted by PeteysBride

Ok i tried this... -shakes head- -dying- NOT goood. DO NOT do this when you are tired or have bad coordination as my poor Dh of the busted lip will testify.

Ok so the condensed version is all was good, getting it on all boomchickaboom boomish and then he got a cramp and when he tried to shake it out, startled me, I jumped and hit him right in the face with my foot

Its not funny...really it's not...

But when I knocked him, he went for his face instinctively and rolled and I went off the bed tumbling since we were on the edge and ended up on the floor and because we were doing laundry and i left the basket on the floor, I hit the lid. So now i have a black eye FROM A HAMPER LID and he has a puffy lip and we are trying to think of a good macho soundign story lmao like I threw a dish and eh wrestled me to the floor and popped me...

-dying- Somehow i think people would rather believe soemthing like that then cramps gone wild!

A valiant effort!! Sorry to hear about your battle scars!!

Good old missionary for us this morning, no one was hurt, we both were happy. It's a beautiful thing!

Hey missionary means stability..means Ooo yea and no OH CRAP!
-hoots- let's hear it for the old standards! LOL DH is so mad at me lol I don't think I'll even be getting missionary for awhile.