Share your Worst date ever

My first and only blind date!!!!! My cousin has really good taste in guys and said she wanted to hook me up with a friend of hers. I am soooooo not the blind date type but I reluctantly agreed and figured I'd at least get a meal out of it if it was a flop. She said he was 25 (I was 21 at the time) and a limo driver. Ok...so dude calls and says he has to come straight from work to get me because he was running behind. Fine. WHYYYYYYYYYY does he pull up in a limo!?!?!?!?! I could have died!!!! My mother thought it was so funny that she started taking pictures!!! PICTURES!!! I could not believe that he picked me up in a limo that he was driving and I was sitting in the front seat w/ him!! So then he says he has to take it back to the garage and pick up his car....whatever dude...nothing matters at this point lol. So as I'm waiting inside the limo company garage for him, his co-workers are staring at me and making googly eyes. He was a nice guy but not my type AT ALL (not even considering the limo). He talked about stuff like marriage and kids..... Then proceeds to mention that he was 33....WAIT! Didn't my cousin say 25????!!


I don't know why I asked my cousin to be a BM, she's the one who set me up on this!!

NOOOOOOO WAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by allornil

omg ive had a lot of them!

hmm...once I went out w a guy. I agreed to meet him at a diner for coffee. He was gorgeous..and WEIRD.
anyway, we sit and I order a coffee and a diet coke..he does the same. weird.

then he gets up to go to the bathroom and says, 'please don't leave. ok? I'm gonna watch.'

anyway..he comes back and says, 'I really think I'm in love with you.'

he's known me for like 10 mins and part f it he was in the bathroom!

and then whips out a picture and says, 'This is when I came out of the coma.'

yeah....I left.

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Holy ****....that is seriously funny...and wierd...sorry

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Posted by allornil

my FAV worst date actually....

used to know a guy through friends. he invited me to a party. I met him in Astoria and he's carrying a big paper bag. ok...he says it's for the party.

so anyway I drive. He directs me to this motel off the pkwy. oh this is good. there's lots of people around so i'm not afraid or anything.

anyway..he goes into the room..no ones there. i'm like i thought there was a party and he's like oh yeah...later.

yeah..

takes out a HUGE bag of ice and a 6 pack of beer...opens bag and dumps ice all over bed.

gets completely naked and jumps in the ice. Starts rubbing it alllllll over his body and then starts jerking off with it.

Btw I'm standing in the doorway..he's ignoring me. I'm like a deer in headlights there.

then he looks at me like he remembered I was there and says, 'hey, why dont you join me?'

I said,'I think I left something in the car. I'll be right back'

I left him there. I bet he was happy alone with his ice anyway.

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No actually...this one is worse....I am sorry

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Posted by AdriandSteve

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Posted by allornil

my FAV worst date actually....

used to know a guy through friends. he invited me to a party. I met him in Astoria and he's carrying a big paper bag. ok...he says it's for the party.

so anyway I drive. He directs me to this motel off the pkwy. oh this is good. there's lots of people around so i'm not afraid or anything.

anyway..he goes into the room..no ones there. i'm like i thought there was a party and he's like oh yeah...later.

yeah..

takes out a HUGE bag of ice and a 6 pack of beer...opens bag and dumps ice all over bed.

gets completely naked and jumps in the ice. Starts rubbing it alllllll over his body and then starts jerking off with it.

Btw I'm standing in the doorway..he's ignoring me. I'm like a deer in headlights there.

then he looks at me like he remembered I was there and says, 'hey, why dont you join me?'

I said,'I think I left something in the car. I'll be right back'

I left him there. I bet he was happy alone with his ice anyway.

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Shut the F up!!! hahaha...
more.. MORE!

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OH.MY.GOD.

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Posted by mellyrose

omg, back a lonnnng time ago when I was single, I started a blog about the annoyances of dating and how to guarantee you will not get a 2nd date. I just dug deeeep to find this one entry. Every single one is 100000% true and from a few different dates. I really picked some winners! ENJOY:


1. You take me out at dinner time and don't feed me. Then, when I say I'm hungry, you make a remark that refers to me being fat or gluttonous.
('Can I get you a cheeseburger too?' is NOT going to wet my panties)

2. When I sincerely thank you for picking up the tab for my wine, you say, 'No problem, you can just buy me a beer at the next place.'
(Really? REALLY? Can I?)

2a. When we get to aforementioned 'next place' (aka, dingy, dark hole in the wall bar), you sit down and say 'I'll take that beer now, I drink ______' as if I'm your beer maid.
(I should have walked straight past the bar and out the front door, but I'm not that b*tchy)

3. You don’t laugh at my jokes.
(No further explanation…we just simply won’t get along, and you’re probably not funny anyway.)

4. Not only do you not open car/restaurant/any doors for me, but you wait until I open them for you.
(I'm all about being independent, but I appreciate whatever chivalry is left in this cold, cold world of dating.)

5. You let me split the check in half with you, even though your meal was considerably more expensive, and then you leave a $2 tip, forcing me to compensate for the poor waitress and leave 30%.
(Thanks, buddy. My salad just turned into a $19 lunch date)

6. When asked a question about yourself, you take the opportunity to talk about all of your accomplishments for the next 30 minutes, without asking me about ME once.
(All I hear is wommmp wommmmp wommmmmmmp.)

7. When I ask what we're doing next, you mutter something about me sitting on your lap and making out with you.
(After hanging out for 85 minutes and me already realizing that you're a douchebag, you're lucky if we do any handholding)

8. You park 800 miles away from where we're going and make me walk in the freezing cold, in heels.
(Usually I refuse to be picked up while waiting in the warmth, but it would be nice to at least offer)

9. You ask for the check before I can answer the waitress' question about whether I want coffee.
(Maybe I wanted some dessert? Or you could order some manners.)

10. You text/call/text/text/text/leave voicemails/leave unstable rambling voicemails, with no response from me in between.
(Do you have a job or anything else to do? Think about what your friends would say if a GIRL was doing this!)

So, yeah. That's probably why I didn't want the 2nd date. Call me a picky b*tch, but I'll just call you clueless.

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This is awesome!