SLIDER!! he's baaaaaaaaaaack! (Picture added!)

Original post by MonkeyLuv

Mar 24, 2005 01:54 PM

Apparently drunk with the rosy memory of some steamy night with a Hoover, the Slider has decided to re-enter my life.

He dropped another post-it on my desk with another diatribe about 'wishing me well' with even more useless and urban-hipstery tidbits of miscellania. W T F. What do I have to do to get through his thick skull?

But you know what's super fun? Now that I know how to post pictures from my digital camer... I'm taking a picture of his serial-killer-like handwriting so you can all get squicked with me!

Pictures! Tonight at 6pm!

luvsbob4603 Posted: Mar 24, 2005 07:05 PM

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W.T.F. ! sorry you have to go through this liz he is a psycho loser!

Anniegrl Posted: Mar 24, 2005 07:16 PM

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He letters his points?
A)
B)
C)

wc0143 Posted: Mar 24, 2005 07:27 PM

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But now I am DYING to know what all that scribble scrabble says!!!!!!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Mar 24, 2005 08:09 PM

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Ann, yes and sometimes he does footnotes too. No, really. No, really.

Wendy, allow me to translate 'ramble ramble ramble lame-@ss poetry cakes! ramble ramble ramble no, I will not make out with you! ramble ramble ramble '

sarahthegreat Posted: Mar 24, 2005 08:11 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Ann, yes and sometimes he does footnotes too. No, really. No, really.

Wendy, allow me to translate 'ramble ramble ramble lame-@ss poetry cakes! ramble ramble ramble no, I will not make out with you! ramble ramble ramble '

seriously, w t f?? i don't get it. anyway you can transfer to another department?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Mar 24, 2005 08:13 PM

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I am in another department!! Our office is super tiny so we're all kinda mashed together.

Oh well, back to stonewalling him. *sigh*

sarahthegreat Posted: Mar 24, 2005 08:22 PM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I am in another department!! Our office is super tiny so we're all kinda mashed together.

Oh well, back to stonewalling him. *sigh*

so transfer to another job, elsewhere. not in that building or town or hamlet or country...maybe then he'll get the hint.

wc0143 Posted: Mar 24, 2005 09:45 PM

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I can't wait until it gets closer to your wedding and he thinks he's invited!!

wc0143 Posted: Mar 25, 2005 08:22 AM

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If you don't figure out a way to take a picture of the Slider, I may have to hunt you down & come to your office!!!!

MonkeyLuv Posted: Mar 25, 2005 08:43 AM

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Could you imagine if he really thought he was getting invited?!

That would be the best UNVITATION ever!

palebride Posted: Mar 25, 2005 08:46 AM

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I had a roommate in college who used to do the SAME THING to me!
She would leave me little notes of her thoughts....about how much she liked me....making up nicknames for us both....

CREEPY!!!!
Maybe she's related to Slider....did he ever live in New Hampshire?

MonkeyLuv Posted: Mar 25, 2005 09:16 AM

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I don't think so, but maybe I can convince him to move...

Do people have any control over how creepy they allow themselves to get?

palebride Posted: Mar 25, 2005 09:25 AM

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I don't think so, but maybe I can convince him to move...

Do people have any control over how creepy they allow themselves to get?

I don't think they do.........

now...onto convincing him to move.....get random books for different states and leave them on his desk when he's not looking...mabye he'll get the hint.....
if he doesn't, then start to leave him books for different countries....along with pictures of single one-way tickets

PrincessConsuela Posted: Mar 25, 2005 11:54 AM

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omg you need to get a new job!!!!!!!!

or i will come and visit you at lunch and give him the death stare!!!!!!!!!

JimmysBride Posted: Mar 25, 2005 12:06 PM

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Omg... how creepy!!!

McSulllivan Posted: Mar 25, 2005 12:14 PM

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Good Lord! I am coming in on this half through, I don't know who slider is. That's some note though.
What's scary is the amount of time it took him to write in those itty bitty letters. You'd better do something or I see a Lifetime movie in your future!!

wc0143 Posted: Mar 25, 2005 12:52 PM

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Posted by palebride

Posted by MonkeyLuv

I don't think so, but maybe I can convince him to move...

Do people have any control over how creepy they allow themselves to get?

I don't think they do.........

now...onto convincing him to move.....get random books for different states and leave them on his desk when he's not looking...mabye he'll get the hint.....
if he doesn't, then start to leave him books for different countries....along with pictures of single one-way tickets

LOVE IT!!!!!!!