SLIDER!! he's baaaaaaaaaaack! (Picture added!)

Apparently drunk with the rosy memory of some steamy night with a Hoover, the Slider has decided to re-enter my life.

He dropped another post-it on my desk with another diatribe about 'wishing me well' with even more useless and urban-hipstery tidbits of miscellania. W T F. What do I have to do to get through his thick skull?

But you know what's super fun? Now that I know how to post pictures from my digital camer... I'm taking a picture of his serial-killer-like handwriting so you can all get squicked with me!

Pictures! Tonight at 6pm!

I can't wait to meet the famous slider.

What is with this freak?!?

Can't wait to see the pics though!!!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Apparently drunk with the rosy memory of some steamy night with a Hoover, the Slider has decided to re-enter my life.

He dropped another post-it on my desk with another diatribe about 'wishing me well' with even more useless and urban-hipstery tidbits of miscellania. W T F. What do I have to do to get through his thick skull?

But you know what's super fun? Now that I know how to post pictures from my digital camer... I'm taking a picture of his serial-killer-like handwriting so you can all get squicked with me!

Pictures! Tonight at 6pm!

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If you can sneak a picture of him as well that would be fab!

Oy. He knows that you saw his hicky and thinks that you are jealous (understandably!) of the woman or object that planted it on him. So his note is a way of saying 'Hoover meant nothing, baby, I'm still here...'.

Forget pics of his handwriting - we wanna see pics of HIM!

Oy vey!!

I would totally take pictures of him but my digi-cam is ginormous and I don't know how to put it on the 'Sneaky' setting so it won't make the shutter sound!

So everyone will have to deal with the handwriting pics, y'all!

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

I would totally take pictures of him but my digi-cam is ginormous and I don't know how to put it on the 'Sneaky' setting so it won't make the shutter sound!

So everyone will have to deal with the handwriting pics, y'all!

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you could do a big fake, let's get everyone together for a group shot moment in the office.

I'm surprised you kept the note. I would just walk by his desk & drop it back off & walk away.

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Posted by tourist


I'm surprised you kept the note. I would just walk by his desk & drop it back off & walk away.

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Usually I leave it blanced on the lip of my trashcan... in plain sight. But I'm giddy with picture posting knowledge!

just when i think i'm out, they pull me back in.

i say just take a picture of him and post it on a dating website. love may be all he needs...

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

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Posted by tourist


I'm surprised you kept the note. I would just walk by his desk & drop it back off & walk away.

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Usually I leave it blanced on the lip of my trashcan... in plain sight. But I'm giddy with picture posting knowledge!

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PICTURES!!!PICTURES!!!

Wendy, I am absolutely tweaking right now! He thinks this is all some big game! No, dude, I hate you and want you to leave me alone! And maybe die a little!

I don't want to write him a note, because it obviously didn't work last time. And a confrontation would just end up with me shrieking and pointing at him!!

I should send him a telegram...
Dear Slider. Stop.

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

And a confrontation would just end up with me shrieking and pointing at him!!

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So?

Cannot WAIT for the pictures!!!
Slider is my hero.

I still think it was leeches though.

Question: Which is squickier? Slider or the Camdens?

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Posted by MonkeyLuv

Wendy, I am absolutely tweaking right now! He thinks this is all some big game! No, dude, I hate you and want you to leave me alone! And maybe die a little!

I don't want to write him a note, because it obviously didn't work last time. And a confrontation would just end up with me shrieking and pointing at him!!

I should send him a telegram...
Dear Slider. Stop.

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As promised... pictures of the Slider's serial-killer handwriting. I photgraphed it next to a Sprite can so that you can get a sense of his writing epic sagas on postage stamp-sized scraps of paper. Feel my pain....

omg, how can you possibly read that?
This guy has definitely lost a screw.