So is Britney NOT pregnant?!?!?!!?

stream of consciousness

March 30, 2005

Dear False Tabloids,

As you read this letter, I bet you are asking yourself: Who? Who, me? Am I a false tabloid? Well, I don't know. But after this posting, I hope you are asking yourself a lot of questions. Your employees are a reflection of your magazine. Do you, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star and other desperate magazines want employees who are honest, or those who are liars? It seems to me that you'd prefer the latter. I'm really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I'd like them to ask themselves the question, 'What am I lying to myself about?' Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren't making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you'll remain a false tabloid.

Britney

P.S. People Magazine is great in my book!

she'll probably 'come out' in People. to me its like she doesnt want to give the others credit because they go about it in a way she doesnt like or something. they trash her and people did her story the way she wanted it. lets see in this weeks issue!

Ugh. #1 - I can't believe you just made me give the Britney Spear website a hit

and #2 - She is such a dimwit.

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Posted by JimmysBride

Ugh. #1 - I can't believe you just made me give the Britney Spear website a hit

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Posted by JimmysBride

Ugh. #1 - I can't believe you just made me give the Britney Spear website a hit

and #2 - She is such a dimwit.

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Ditto

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Ditto!

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Posted by neeniebean86

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Posted by JimmysBride

Ugh. #1 - I can't believe you just made me give the Britney Spear website a hit

and #2 - She is such a dimwit.

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Ditto

and

Ditto!

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ditto that to the 3rd power.

i hate to tsay this for fear of an uproar over britney...but i dont think she is as bad as people make her out to be.

shes not the classiest person, but she doesnt make excuses for who she is. i dont know how i would act if my life were in the spotlight, people following me everywhere, writing stories about me going to the store.

i think she is just having fun with it, kind of tongue in cheek. so she grabbed her husbands crotch and got caught on camera...she probably did it on purpose...and i may have done the same.

ok, ill stop there. just my 2 cents on the britney thing. i mean, even those who 'hate' her spend quite a bit of time writing about her!

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Posted by danigirl0
so she grabbed her husbands crotch and got caught on camera...she probably did it on purpose

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ohhh i have no problem with that whatsoever... i always take advantage of any photo opt of me going for DHs croch or humping something... life is fun, just go with it (uhhh yeah, my DH has a different perspective on THAT topic though)..


anyway... i wouldnt say i Hated her.. b/c seriously, she has no meaning in my life, so what do i care either way?

But i am still baffled at her fame. she has no talent IMO. at least Christina can sing... britney doesnt even look good when she dances anymore, and really, thats the only skill i thought she ever had an inkling of to start with.

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Posted by danigirl0

i hate to tsay this for fear of an uproar over britney...but i dont think she is as bad as people make her out to be.

shes not the classiest person, but she doesnt make excuses for who she is. i dont know how i would act if my life were in the spotlight, people following me everywhere, writing stories about me going to the store.

i think she is just having fun with it, kind of tongue in cheek. so she grabbed her husbands crotch and got caught on camera...she probably did it on purpose...and i may have done the same.

ok, ill stop there. just my 2 cents on the britney thing. i mean, even those who 'hate' her spend quite a bit of time writing about her!

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THANK YOU. She has to be one of the most hated people in the universe. Thanks for giving her some credit. No uproar from me.

ohhh i have no problem with that whatsoever... i always take advantage of any photo opt of me going for DHs croch or humping something... life is fun, just go with it (uhhh yeah, my DH has a different perspective on THAT topic though)..
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yeah baby!!

I just think shes kinda dumb..I mean, doesnt she with all her money have someone to proof read her stuff, just so she can save some face, or maybe make herself seem somewhat intelligent?

And she doesnt mention the pregnancy?

ETA-I read that 'letter' twice? I dont see any train of thought there? What is she trying to say exactly?

I won't be surprised if she does give People the 'official' story. Maybe she's annoyed because she's not done with her first trimester and wants to wait.

And for the record, I don't hate her. I just find it amusing to make fun of her.

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Posted by TracyInQueens

I won't be surprised if she does give People the 'official' story. Maybe she's annoyed because she's not done with her first trimester and wants to wait.

And for the record, I don't hate her. I just find it amusing to make fun of her.

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i thought about that too. the trimester thing. and dont get me wrong...i love to make fun of people too

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Posted by lolita4life

dani... i am tired of teh britney bashing as well!

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we'll stick together!!

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Posted by SeptWed

I didn't believe the Britany stories...however go to http://www.people.com and check out the picture of Brittany in this weeks pics (not the one we have all seen) its her walkign into her brothers apartment on Monday...she looks really showing in that picture...i don't think its gaining weight...what do you all think?

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Nope, all along I thought the weight gain was localized to her tummy area. And her skin looked like someone who wasn't feeling so hot lately. Like she'd been hugging the bowl with morning sickness recently?

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Posted by SeptWed

I didn't believe the Britany stories...however go to http://www.people.com and check out the picture of Brittany in this weeks pics (not the one we have all seen) its her walkign into her brothers apartment on Monday...she looks really showing in that picture...i don't think its gaining weight...what do you all think?

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oh i didnt see that. where on the site did you see it?