Here's the main idea:
I always tell him about this guy that I have a class with --- the guy absorbs EVERYTHING I say in class, then practically congratulates me on my 'brilliant mind'
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in the hall as soon as class ends. He often talks from the classroom door, alllllll the way to the parking lot, but seriously, he's harmless--- just a dweeb...
SO anyway, Z100 had me call FH and claim to be 'uncomfortable' because the dweeby guy 'crossed the line' and followed me to my car and wouldn't leave me alone. I was talking to FH on my cell (with Z100 conferenced in- I STILL don't understand how they were able to do that) and telling FH that dweeb wouldn't leave, was telling me that he loves me, we belong together, etc.
Of course, FH says 'yeah Right Nic - like I'm gonna believe that.' (I thought I was busted here- he ALWAYS listens to the phone taps, so I thought he caught on...but NOPE!)
Me: This isn't funny!!! He's banging on my car window!
FH: OK Nic, how come I can't hear him?!
--This is where the Z100 dj cuts in, yelling 'hey beautiful!!! Open the door!!! Let me be your Romeo! A Rose is still a Rose...etc.' - he seriously started quoting Shakespeare!---
FH: Hun, tell him you're on the phone with your FIANCE - and tell him that I'll come take care of him if he doesn't leave you alone.
Me (to dweeb): My FIANCE wants to talk to you!
FH (yelling!!!): Nic! I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO HIM, why would you say that!?! Just tell him to get lost.
To make a long story short, FH gets on the phone w/ Dweeb--- dweeb tells him that I'm the most beautiful, intelligent female specimen (HA!) that he's ever seen, and I have to be his.
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FH told him to shut the F up, etc.... Dweeb gets really angry and starts yelling that FH doesn't deserve me, blah blah blah...
All of a sudden, Dweeb turns the tables and says he doesn't want me anymore - I'm probably dirty, a $lut, etc.....well this got FH FUMING, and they started yelling back and forth about who had the bigger *male thingy*, who 'likes it up the butt', etc....
I couldn't BELIEVE the stuff that came out of FH's mouth!!!
SO FRIGGEN FUNNY --- he told me that he's gonna kill me later
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and he said ON THE RADIO, that after this, I'm NEVER getting a
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