So what does BRIDENTOLOGY believe in?

give me time, i am giving a speech at the jacob javitts center on our belief system in like 5 minutes.

SACRED OATH OF THE BRIDENTOLOGISTS:

please stand, mouse in hand and repeat the sacred oath....

I, state your BRIDENTOLOGY name, hereby promise to uphold all the covenants of the Bridentologists. I promise to wear my comb, veil or tiara with pride on my wedding day, take all the valliums or prozac I need to keep from 'freakin' and to make my BMs wear the prettiest dress possible. I also promise to never rat out another LIW bride to her FH/DH or coworkers, I promise to use FM when a LIW hurts me and/or confront her face-to-face and above all, promise to adapt to our everchanging doctrine as we are a new 'society' of believers and I am just beginning to learn the laws of our beliefs. Faithfully devoted am I with something old, new, borrowed and blue!!


for our married members:

I, state your BRIDENTOLOGY name, hereby promise to uphold all the covenants of the Bridentologists. I promise I wore my comb, veil or tiara with pride on my wedding day, will take all the valliums or prozac I need to keep from 'freakin' from PPD or from any subsequent bridezillas that may ask me to be a BM from this day forward and to only wear the prettiest dress possible as designated by my bridezilla. I promise to convert new members in order to keep my standings high with L.Ron, little Ron sr081906, the Real Ron & Liz and of course, fellow LIW brides. I also promise to never rat out another LIW bride to her FH/DH or coworkers, I promise to use FM when a LIW hurts me and/or confront her face-to-face and above all, promise to adapt to our everchanging doctrine as we are a new 'society' of believers and I am just beginning to learn the laws of our beliefs. Faithfully devoted am I with something old, new, borrowed and blue!!

now double-click your mouse and let's get this party started with a roll call....(if you do not already have a name, please see Bridentologist Estevez for the naming ceremony...aka, kittythestray)



History of the Bridentologists:

Once upon a time, not so very long ago, yesterday to be exact, an angry BM posted her thoughts and created uber drama. Also not so very long ago, another LIW's FH called LIW a cult...prompting jokes about ceremonial robes and candles. To further promote the fun and bring us all back down to earth through laughter (and tears from those on the verge of termination at work from laughing so hard), we wanted to make the 'cult' come alive.....more so than ever before. Through a little tongue-in-cheek wit about 'PC', as 'founder' I decided that calling it an addiction was insulting to real addicts and that many girls would not be permitted to join because their LIW-A (LIW Annonymous) Sponsors simply wouldn't allow them to venture on a journey with our belief system if it were in fact called an 'addiction.' Thus, out of disapproval of TC (who actual image is not allowed on 'Bridentology' threads) and Scientology, the Bridentologists began. All names are given by our very own, kittythestray.


A little more about our beliefs:

-We believe strongly in the power and usuage of prescription psychiatric medications.

-We believe Scientology is blasphemy to humans as a whole.

-We believe in keeping the peace, save the drama for your mama. (Don't come on our boards/threads calling anyone a name other than their appointed screen name + bridentology name)

-We believe in tulle. (See a NWR post where I said so)

-We believe in the power of tequila, women and hot waiters named 'Jean Luke.'

-We believe you look great in that dress no matter what FMIL, FSIL or your step-mom says.

-We believe in supporting our members fully and shunning no one. Ever. It's not nice.

-We believe in RESPECT. Something that everyone wants, but doesn't always get. Here, you will be respected at all times. If you are not, you FM it out and you don't bring the squabble to the boards. (see 'save the drama for your mama')

-Above all, we believe in having FUN no matter what our bosses, sisters, friends and FH/DHs think. Bridentology may be a lot of things, but stupid is not one of them...we take it very seriously here. (And by serious, I mean we use it to LFAO!!!!)

-Learn to love our theme song, 'Thank You For Being A Friend' (think Golden Girls...and no, you can't pick which one you want to be because I'm still debating which one I want to be....Blanche or Sophia....they both had soooo much fun)

Don't forget to greet Woosie Woo, our mascot.

WOOSA.

Thank you for joining. I hope this answers your questions.

-L.Ron CLMon7906, your exalted leader

FM kittythestray (kitty estevez) and she will name you....or you can post on the BRIDENTOLOGY meeting thread and she'll name you there.)

then you take the oath. then you have to vote on a place for the GTG.

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Posted by CLMon7906


-We believe in the power of tequila, women and hot waiters named 'Jean Luke.'

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MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS!!

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Posted by Smiles111

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Posted by CLMon7906


-We believe in the power of tequila, women and hot waiters named 'Jean Luke.'

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MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS! MARGARITAS!!

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i am going to be fired....i am bursting at the seams in laughter!!!!!!!!!!